I've decided to stop using toilet seat covers at work

tehehe,this thread made me lol.almost rofl! mewmewmew, I've NEVER used a seat cover but I always make sure there's no sprinkle when I am just aboot to tinkle. And NTH wouldn't you rather your ass get 'germed' than sitting on your hands? lol, I never crudded in school either, mainly because most of the toilets didn't have locks

 

I hover to pee and I never poop in a public restroom.

 

no, i don't mind my hands getting germy because i wash them. i think someone at the local walmart bathroom might get weirded out if i washed my hiney at the sink.

 

Or you might make a new best friend.

Never know

 

you're a fucking genius!



i've shat in schools countless times.

 

Undies, you seem like the type of guy who would shit anywhere....

I never pooped in school. And public toilets are revolting. I usually hang my purse on the hook and use that to hang from.

 

i'll take that as a compliment.



and yeah, it's probably true. my digestive system is too active for me to be picky; i usually shit at least 2-3 times a day and i'm not always somewhere clean and convenient..

 

For those long trips...

 

haha,. i squat too.

 

prax, i like your idea. that's fucking genius. i hate the automatic flushers that go off every time you move. i'll be trying this next time.

 

I don't understand why people have a phobia of public toilets. Even the dank ass ones in our school, I never cared. I'd wait until I was at school to take dumps, damn.

We actually did an experiment in biology, we all got q-tips and a little petri dish of agar. The q-tip that I wiped down the handrail on the main staircase was infinitely nastier than the toilet seat. The toilet seat was actually one of the cleanest places in our school.

And it makes sense. What the fuck actually touches it besides yr butt? You only paint the seat if you hover over it, like dumb cunts always tend to do.

My ass will forever be firmly planted onto any toilet seat I come across.

 

you make a very good point toolmaggot

 

i saw something on tv a while back doing tests on what really has germs etc, and fast food trays are more disgusting than toilets! toilets actually werent that bad on the tests. but it still creeps me out a bit. you can get crabs from toilet seats.. very rare, but still ewwww. lol

 

You can get crabs from fucking me, but shit. Everybody wants to do it.

 

well, if you see things crawling on the toilet seat, i would recommend not using it. :rolleyes;