Well this was a rather strange conversation I had with Moonie tonight. It made me chuckle.... moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: sal ? Sal says: ello moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: .................help................? Sal says: what do you need help with? moonlightstars15@hotmail.com is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation? moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: ----------------------> this You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam. Sal says: i see you moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: see what i need help with now ? Sal says: your hair? Sal says: you're trying to grow it long? moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: yes i am moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: but no.. thats not what i need help with moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: i need help with this................. Sal says: well you do, but thats beside the point moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: can you help me ? [produces a fat bag of weed on webcam] Sal says: and you need help? Sal says: many would call you a lucky bastard moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: ahahaha moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: well i need help smoking it moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: look at the state of me..... i carnt keep somking it untill the bag empties Sal says: hahahahaha moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp me maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: i dares ya Sal says: ok Sal says: well i could help you Sal says: HAVE A FLOWER! moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: i'm giving you freeeeeeeeee FRREEEEEEE drugs! moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: OMFG LOL moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: not the flower moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: noooo And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: hahahaha moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: its making my stomach turn And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: it's changed colour a bit moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: ahahahaha i noticed And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: it's the drugs i tells ya moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: ahahaha i feel like ozzi osbourne moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: forever twitching... And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: hahahaha moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: for fella moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: am beginning to feel sorry for him And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: have had quite a few muchrooms recently moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: ahahahaa moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: goooooooooooood lad And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: had some mushroom tea last month And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: really goes to your head And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: then some amazonians a few weeks later, fucking strong And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: really did me in moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: ahahah excellent And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: all legal too, from my local hippy shop moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: ahahaaa moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: the way it should be And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: if you ever see them selling amazonians, they're the strongest you'll find, grab em up And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: quite rare moonlightstars15@hotmail.com says: i'll have to have a stroll down to my local hippy wsoooop And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: won't be open at this time of night you stoned fool Shitface says: oh yea Shitface says: i meant tomorrow you long haired baboon Shitface says: And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: hahaha And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: i know Shitface says: oh... And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: i'm just trying to spin you out Shitface says: lol yea you are And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: hahahahah And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: hahahahahahaha And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: mwuahahahahahhahahahahah And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: Shitface says: ok ok ok Shitface says: stoooooooooooooooooop Shitface says: i sure wish i had some buiscuits up here And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: hahahahaha And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: i'm all out too And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: which is a little upsetting And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: had some nice hobnobs that i brought with me And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: but they've all gone now Shitface says: heres a question... does smoking the green make your motabalisum speed up ? And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: well makes your heart go faster, blood goes faster, i reckon it probably does Shitface says: while listening to cold play Shitface says: ? And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: hmm And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: now thats a strange one Shitface says: And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: cold play may have the reverse effect Shitface says: it sure as hell dont feel like it And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: it used to give me the smashing up my television and cursing chris martin's girly squaking effect And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: but i quite like them now Shitface says: ahahaaaha Shitface says: i feel i need to go into a deeeeeeeeeeep daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark adventure Shitface says: into my computer Shitface says: i want to dive in through the screen...... Shitface says: any chances of you helping ? And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: go on do it And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: i dares ya And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: or are you chicken Shitface says: am fucking trying... Shitface says: but its solid Shitface says: aint fucking moving And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: try banging your head on it Shitface says: nope Shitface says: feels warm though And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: careful And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: may eat your brain Shitface says: no f00king way! Shitface says: that would be indsane"!! And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: well such things can happen And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: if i can see you hanging upside down from a tree and morphing into its branches, whilst actually sat next to me then i'm sure a brain eating computer is possible Shitface says: ahahaha Shitface says: shit hot man! Shitface says: got to love beautiful days And the palace stays the same, only the guards ever change... says: oh yeah Shitface says: was really good actually getting to know you than at glasto Shitface says: i think the drugs brought us together at beautiful days Shitface says: Sal says: hahahahah Sal says: unity in being fucked off your face Sal says: yeah it was great fun man Sal says: your laugh is the best thing to trip out too Sal says: especially if a guy's just pissed himself right in front of you Shitface says: lol Shitface says: am glad it was great Shitface says: infact.... i might go back tomorrow Sal says: hahahaha Sal says: definitely up for it next year Sal says: dunno what we're gonna do without fluffy Sal says: the guy supplied the whole fucking festival! Shitface says: aye Shitface says: yea Shitface says: we'll have to bring our own.. Shitface says: fluffy not going to be there next year ? Sal says: man you should have seen the cabaret Sal says: i think thats the only reason the guy sells acid Sal says: just to get you in the mood for his show Sal says: it was WEIRD! Shitface says: lol Shitface says: i was there you plonker ! Sal says: not when i saw it you weren'y Sal says: or maybe you were Sal says: but as you may imagine, my memory is a little hazy Sal says: can't think why Shitface says: ahahaha Shitface says: i was down at the front with luchi Sal says: we were sat ujp in the middle Sal says: was kinda getting turned on by that bird's strip show, and trying to ignore the woman telling me all the STD'd i'd get if i shagged her Shitface says: ahahaha Shitface says: you would Shitface says: me and luchi were just saying how we wouldnt let out kids watch it Shitface says: Sal says: i'm glad a lot of the hippie parents let their kids watch it Sal says: quite liberal Shitface says: yea deffiantly... Shitface says: but we though it was a bit........ Shitface says: for a 5-7 year old Sal says: not me, i was a right pimp daddy at 5 Shitface says: ahahaha Sal says: right off for a ciggy Sal says: back in a sec Shitface says: cool Shitface says: dont kill yourself Sal says: hahaha, well i'd listen to your advice in normal circumstances, but you're holding a fat fuckoff great bag o' ganja Shitface says: oh yea Shitface says: jesus!
please tell me you took him up on the offer, otherwise that is just inconsiderate of all those little children who dont have any money.
sheesh the least you could have done was think up some devious plan lossely involving a super intelligent pigeon. interesting fact about the word pigeon, it doesnt (get this) have a D in it. How weird is that? very
Another interesting fact about the word pigeon is that we had a thread in the old UK Randomness forum that Josie and Erykah started, asking the same thing...the spelling of pigeon.
