New way to wack off

I dont know if this has been posted before but I like it

Take a ziploc bag(preferabbly freezer normal size), fill it with lube(aloe vera, vaseline NOT shampoo lol) and shove it in between couch cushons or bed matresses. Then make love to the ziploc bag lol

 

I hope your mother walks into you quite literally fucking the couch cushions.

 

try it with a sleeping bag rolled up

 

I'm going to replace your lube with super glue.

 

orgazmik, you got a nice rack, don't be shy with those nipples :cheers2:



ahahhahahha ziplock bag

 

Holy hell, yr back.

 

I like her idea /\

 

Did you say something? I was a little distracted by your sig.

 

it's no better of a way than my friend fuckin his monkey stuffed animal when it had a hole in it.

someone did walk in on him once, it was classic!

 

You should share that story.

 

heey!! dont hate on the couch cusion technique. i use it all the time, probaly the best way to do it.