If it was up to you, how would the person that posted before you die?

sucked into a black hole sun....

 

sucked into his new Dyson vacuum cleaner

 

Razor sharp rocks below.

 

fell down mount everest after reaching the summit....broke every bone but survived to be 50.....when a train ran over his convertible

 

Died in a nuclear blast on your 99th birthday.

 

tripped walking to the elevator, your head was caught and squished like water mellon.

 

dumpster truck dropped a new dumpster on you while you were asleep in your cardboard box

 

Got kicked in the junk over 2000 times

 

farted too much in a sealed room and suffocated himself

 

brain was removed during a appendectomy operation by mistake....

 

hookworm from going barefooted in the Southern U.S. during his childhood. The Beard and Hair are fake. He is much younger than he looks or says.

 

drowned in a shitstorm

 

covered in chocolate and licked to death....:-0

 

died when he realised it wasnt chocolate he was licking

 

his cattle dung stove exploded....

 

Slain by angry poets after shaving and revealing that he was really:








Allen Ginsberg

 

assisted by Kevorkian

 

hit by his own snowplow

 

drown by the water they were drinking