Threw his back out moving, so he'll attend the innauguration in a wheelchair. You just can make stuff like this up.
I just heard that on the radio. I wouldn't hope for harm to anyone (or at least I wouldn't feel good about it.) But, it just seems to fitting....a broken government is on it's way out. So defeated it can't even stand. He's probably on some kind of pharmaceuticals so he doesn't loose his mind and make his head explode.....he is leaving as a complete failure in the minds of so many Americans.
I think I just heard Katie Couric say he pulled his groin and then correct herself and say sprained his back. This is just too rich. If it's a ploy to gain sympathy, I don't think it's going to work. None of us believes he ever did the heavy lifting. But maybe he can sell it to the US press like he did the WMD and all the other lame reasons for going to war with Iraq.
Maybe poor Dick hurt himself while trying to lift one of the boxes carrying the Billions of dollars he and his lover Bush made while in office.But who is Dick trying to kid,he wouldn't lift a box,he probably has a staff of illegal immigrants to do all physical work for him.Remember Bush/Cheney love illegals.---Cheney did not injure himself.Physically he's as lazy as they come.
