best place to hide weed in a car search?

then you just haveto deal with eating a half pound of raw oats, and 4 lbs of crack while your house is full of cops.

 

i'd probably at that point just pull my pants down and start jerking off... throw him a curve ball

 

Defiantly the most solid way to go.

 

Your mouth would be SO numb by the end of that shit

 

Only on hipforums can a thread go from where to hide weed, to eating oatmeal laced with crack.

 

^^^ Who does not love oatmeal with crack. Talk about a breakfast of champions.

I still like the idea of the side mirror but then again, I don't get pulled over by cops, that much.

 

I'm just going to assume this is a joke...

But yeah, the sure fire, never failed, don't get busted in a car method is....

DRUMMM ROLLLL PLLEASSE....



Don't get pulled over. Drive safely, at or below the speed limit, don't pile 5 teenagers in your back seat, obey the rules of the road, never get road dome when you have drugs on you, unless said road dome is in exchange for said drugs. Long story short, stop being an idiot.

 

i once hid a roach in my shoe when we got pulled over. (just smoke it and the truck smelled like it.) he smelled it and searched the truck, searched us. just the basic search. couldnt find it. called for another officer. he searched the truck. searched us. still nothing. called for another officer. and the supervisor showed up too. searched the truck. made us take our shoes off. and i did slowly curled my toes and prayed the roach would fall out before i handed my shoes over and it did. the officers started laughing because they couldnt find the weed. i started laughing too manly because 4 cops didnt see that roach fall.

 

another way not to get pulled over is dont look like a bunch of wiggers leaving a nelly concert.. cops profile.. plain and simple.. its their job.. also.. no obvious stickers on your car.. dead/sublime/norml/etc.. its a dead giveaway to cops

 

^^^ I always find it funny when some kids with their pants hanging over their ass and pot t-shirts are like "why are you harrassing me man". Some people are not ment to breed.

 

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay under the dash

 

Haha nice!

 

i would have just eaten that roach

 

most cars these days have an insert for an ashtray.. and usually under the insert you can fit a small amount of weed.. usually about a half 1/8...

 

^^^ I always find it funny when ignorant middle to upper class people over generalize everything.

but it's true, don't look the part. Keep your car in working condition, don't play music ridiculously loud if you don't want to be noticed, don't jack around in the car, you won't be pulled over.

 

another great stash spot.. though im sure most cops know about it.. is the sorta secret false bottom in the middle console arm rest in blazers and s-10s

 

I have stuffed bags down my paints before getting pulled over then had the cops tear apart my car, the whole time the pot was down my paints.
But I have heard of cops feeling people crouches also (most cops are repressed gays) so that’s not 100% safe for sure.

Some people sprinkle cayenne pepper all over their car incase they have dogs go thought it.

 

Yea i would love to rub spices all over the inside of my vehical

 

I've heard of people wrapping their weed as much as possible and putting it in their gas tank, leaving a little bit of the bag out so the cap will hold it. Works well if you have a tank that opens from inside the car.

 

Ok.

Foil, wrap the weed around in foil, make sure it's in a plastic bag too of course. Staple it. Pour milk over the foil, the lipids in milk hide any kind of odors extremely well. But it in another plastic bag and put some bleach over that. Hide it somewhere underneath the dash or whatever.

Problem solved.