mens swim suits

why dont men wear bikinis to the beach? the trunks they wear start at the hipps and end a little above the foot. women are all but naked giving you guys lots to look at. men give nothing to look at. theres nothing i like better than seeing a man in a string bikini the smaller the better.you guys that shy?

 

I'd feel homosexual in a bikini... The thing about wearing speedos and such to the beach for me is this: The water is cold, it makes my bird shrink like a frightened turtle, so if I wore a speedo I would be avoiding the water. Besides you get to see our upper bodies, we dont have nothing on to cover that. You get to see our man boobs.

 

i wore a speedo to the beach once as a joke. Most girls didnt like it. So you are in a minority linda

 

i have lots of my friends that look at a mans package if put infront of them to see. though none of them will admit to looking.

 

i can't tear my eyes away if it's impressive.

 

is this why your always staring at my deal?

 

that is such a random picture!

 

its a man in a swimsuit.

 

kinda. you got a couple pairs of pants that are kinda hypnotic.

 

garsh

 

Eeeewwww. I find men in speedos to be gross. They just aren't masculine. (the speedos not the men)

 

Can't believe nobody posted this yet:

 

I'm brazilian and I wear speedos and briefs. Trunks are but suppressed homosexuality. I can't even SWIM in the motherfuckers.

 

for the male US culture, speedos are open homosexuality and swimming is for faggots.

 

europe favors bikini style suits for men, they are a lot more comfortable, but I prefer nude beaches so it's not an issue anyways

 

that's the ticket!

 

ill stick to boardshorts ta

 

Well, there you have it ... American chicks don't dig speedos and dudes associate them with homosexuality.

I've always preferred Speedos; worn them at the beach a few times and still have a pair of square cut briefs I wear at the poolside at home. But it ain't a battle worth having anymore. Pack mentality rules. In Europe, they're the norm and no one thinks twice; in America, you are required to wear swimtrunks that hang down to your calfs to feel normal. Whatever.

 

like women's swim dresses at the turn of the century 1900.

to be fuly honest, though, ball slippage is unpleasant, and sometimes it's just entirely too much detail. i mean, it's awesome if a guy's really hot and sexy, but not so much if he's ugly.