How much would it take for you to eat a gerbil?

You are given a live gerbil. You have 30 minutes to eat it. How much money would it take for you to eat it?

My brother asked me this. In my current desperation of money I said $800.

 

I could not do it,for any amount of money.
But I am not hurting for money either...

 

Shit, I would just do it if the circumstances were right.
Fuck it, i can't even comment on the taste of grilled gerbil.

They eat eachother....

 

$999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,998.02 x square root of pie
give me that then maybe just maybe

 

Where I come from, Gerbil is Staple. Pussies.

 

That's easy. I'll cook it in 15 minutes, turn on the tv, sit back, and eat for $500.

 

the title of this thread simply made my day...


p.s.
if it was cooked i'd shoot for 1000 but settle for 500 as well.

 

If I could cook it $100 minimum
raw with a knife handy $1000
I dont think I could ever eat it live and whole

 

What's with all these money mind fucks? Don't you people realize money HURTS AND KILLS LIVING THINGS LIKE GERBILS! Even when it doesn't and it seems all cool, your just gonna sell your old ipod to get some new clothes it still fucks with you and you don't even know it. Money is for the weak and the sheeeeeep. BAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!<sheepsound

 

MONEY doesnt hurt GERBILS, PEOPLE hurt GERBILS



and eat, step on, keep them as pets...etc.
yuh.

 

am i allowed to kill and cook it? if i were, then $150 + the cost of butchering and preparation

 

You can do whatever you want to it within the time limit

 

Soooo...
Tell me.. how do you eat? Where do you sleep? how do you pay for that? In nature goods? with your body?

 

I'm wondering if it would be the same gerbil that they removed from Richard Gere's ASS, if that's the case I would not be having any gerbil for supper, thank you very much and have the road kill instead.

 

haha, thanks for the 30 min laugh. money is basically useless where im from, id do it for a small amount of decent drugs prob.

 

I'd have to be given every last bit of money on this planet, poor gerbil =[

 

If someone prepared it and served it with salad and drink I would pay up to $50 plus gratuity.

 

I would not eat it live. But you boil it dead and Ill eat it..
btw a squirrel would kill a small rodent and have been known to attack Dogs.
Black squirrels being the most dangerous..
there goes that albino myth..

 

I think the deformed ones are the worst,lil bastards...

 

I'd do it for a pound of weed. Or about $2000