Penis Envy

no..

 

I'm the same as Face Eater, when I look at some freaksofcock.com type thing, then I wish for some extra inches but otherwise I'm cool.

 

I'm pretty happy with mine... err, the one I "have" so to speak.

 

no, i'm perfectly comfortable with my very small penis

 

*chuckles* looks fine to me.

i dunno, man, i see some of those monster cocks in porn, and i notice they don't get rock solid hard. i like rock solid hard. it's satisfying. otherwise it's like fucking a warm water balloon.

 

my small, but rock hard penis does do the job

 

it helps when a woman keeps up with her most important exercises.

 

yes, yes it does

 

Does sometimes wishing you had a penis count? Because I want to beat off like a guy sometimes and you know, pee on trees.

 

start nagging your man to let you stick it in....

 

pissing on trees is wonderful

 

I have major penis envy. I so wanna pee standing up and poke people with my wang.

 

I know from your perspective you would think poking people with your wang would be hilarious. I would find the funny too.

but you should really see the looks people give me when I go around poking 'em with my massive wiener. they don't take to kindly to that sort of thing.

 

Hey, mine may not be too long, but, by god, it sure as hell ain't big around either!

 

i am envious of all penises, mostly because i don't have one.

 

yeah. i wish i could beat off in 30 seconds and piss in the woods without having to drop trou and find a soft, absorbent leaf.

i can't really deal with a penis bigger than about 8 inches. too big. cumbersome. i am fully satisfied with the penis i receive.

 

so you're packing 8 huh dean?! lol nice

 

no way man.. I only have one penis.

psh, 8 penises srsly?? lolz

 

one for each day of the week... and a back up in case of unfortunate incidents with cutlery.