i thought i was sheltered

That may be true but you will never feel the animal like passion of twenty years of pent up sexual frustration and the embarrassment of a guys dick being accidentally stuck in the wrong hole.

 

lol carries her diaphragm in a pizza box

 

oh so you think.

18 years is pretty damn close.

 

Did he accidentally stick his member in your ear? Thought so.

 

The first time is so not animal like or passionate. Just so you don't get your hopes up.

 

i cannot even begin to imagine how fucked up her **** is, lol.

actual size?????

 

quiverfull

she doesn't have one.

 

i have no idea what a dugger is. but i'm completely jealous; the "my parents won't let me kiss" excuse is much more acceptable than "girls i'm interested in won't let me kiss."

 

I bet it is when you face the option of procreation or burning in hell.

 

She doesn't need one. She's pregnant all the time anyway.

edit- A diaphragm, that is.

 

for sure.
I ended up feeling like my virginity was a curse i was happy to be rid of to go on dating like without the stigma of worrying about it/ or worrying the guy I was with was worrying about it..
-or at least that logic made sense at 15 , in a back water town full of bored slutty teens.

 

oh, that logic only makes more and more sense as you get older...

 

her puss has wheels

 

I think I dated that chic once....

 

well... it's gotta be tired. gotta have it on wheels so you can drag it on behind you.

 

eeeep.
i love these people.
how fucking weird.

 

the girl standing beside the ****? or the **** itself? :smilielol5:

 

yes

 

lol. at that.

here's another huge pussy

 

correction, huge, hairy, pussy