Hash Jeans

Discussion in 'Ask The Old Hippies' started by Duncan, Jan 19, 2009.

  1. Duncan

    Duncan Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    A male bud of mine is looking for hash jeans. I couldn't find them on EBay. Any suggestions ?
     
  2. gate68

    gate68 Senior Member

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  3. zencoyote

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    Hash jeans??? Plan on smoking yourself nekkid?
     
  4. The Joint Specialist

    The Joint Specialist Member

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    Hemp pants... not hash.
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  5. zencoyote

    zencoyote Member

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    Hey, it was a funny, m'k? Besides hemp gives me a raging headache and no buzz.

    Zen
     
  6. Duncan

    Duncan Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Hash Jeans I Believe Is A Brand Name.
     
  7. gate68

    gate68 Senior Member

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    You mean they're not made out of hash? What a let down. I don't want them now...
    A brand name you say? You mean like Jack in the Box? I got that one wrong also. Talk about a let down. Boy did I get in trouble over that !!!
     
  8. Ddoright

    Ddoright Senior Member

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    Hash Jeans haven't been made or sold in 40 years - good luck!
     
  9. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    ummm.. didnt we smoke them all back in the day, when supplies got low in that yr when the big freeze came.

    Man, we was a sight all huddle up naked in front of the fire puffin on each others pants. I was too shy to smoke any furthur then the knees tho.

    It all started when Spud fell into the fire and caught his jeans ablaze, we all tried to put them out but started getting high so we just started puffin' on the pants, soon every bodies pants were on fire and things got hot.

    We laughed so hard, some peed their jeans and we couldnt smoke them, but the dog liked em'.

    After we smoked up all the pants we wondered if we could smoke our shoes, we found however shoes did not have a good buzz, so we went looking for more hash jean to smoke.

    It became a movement and ppl world wide were smokin' their pants. We smoke our way from town to town, no ones jeans were safe. We had Hash Jean smoke outs, we demonstrated as our pantless bodies took it to the streets demand more hash jeans.

    But alas, the Man was not impressed with our nekid asses and they banned the manufacturer from ever making hash jean again, burning all the hash jeans that was ready for market.

    There we gathered, pantless, inhaling up all the smoke from the burning jeans. We said farewell good jeans as we floated into the next realm. We joined and communed with it essences as the last swrill of smoke was sucked up and released back into the universe.

    That is why you can no longer find hash jeans today :D

    sh
     
  10. gate68

    gate68 Senior Member

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    Damn it. Can't you hippies take anything seriously. They're not talking about hash like we talk about hash. Hash jeans! They be styling. The poster wants hash Jeans for their bud. I wonder how good the bud is?
     
  11. zencoyote

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    Yea, it was so much easier for a young man to "smoke the pants off em" back then. Once those hash jeans were gone it took charm and money. Bummer!!!!

    It gives me Dem Ol' Kozmic Blues....

    Zen
     
  12. Ddoright

    Ddoright Senior Member

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    Kozmic Blues - Now that brings back memories.

     
  13. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    I heard the male bud dont get u high, although my male bud always got me high, he'd bring the good stuff over.. OMG and he was wearin' HASH JEANS!!!! I just realized it, now I am going to have to try n get his pants off and smoke them. Now that's gonna be tricky, how shall I approach this? Any suggestions.

    sh
     

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