What are your favorite drug-related quotes?

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  1. Trip the Fortune Cookie

    Trip the Fortune Cookie Member

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    List a few, and they don't have to be just about weed. They could even be by you. Hell, I encourage that.

    Here are my favorites:


    If you can remember the '60s, then you weren't there.
    Unknown

    Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
    Jimi Hendrix

    I don't do drugs. I am drugs. ~Salvador Dali


    And here are ones by me and my friends:

    If you ain't chokin', you ain't tokin'! -Brandy

    Are you stoned off your ass? There's a Visine for that! -JD

    *Looks up at Colby* Drugs are bad. -Me (on acid)

    Don't say that! You do NOT want to be high! I've been laughing for the past 7 hours! -Colby

    You know, I didn't get into drugs because I was depressed, or because of peer pressure. I guess Adam started it. We mostly just made explosives, and then we realized that we could use our knowledge of chemistry to make drugs and sell them.
    -Weston
     
  2. RED_LEBANESE

    RED_LEBANESE Member

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    dont get high on your own supply
     
  3. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Mark Twain.. not Jimi Hendrix. though he may have quoted it sometime in his life.. Ozzy has also used this quote
     
  4. March of the Meanies

    March of the Meanies Member

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    Avoid all needle drugs - the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon. ~Abbie Hoffman
     
  5. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    You just ate the most acid i've ever seen anyone eat in my life
     
  6. Chunky Charcoal

    Chunky Charcoal Member

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    wow my buddies and i came up with pretty much the exact same thing.
     
  7. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    A dope trailer is no place for a kitty.
     
  8. lucjl volcin

    lucjl volcin Senior Member

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    "Who lives longer: the man who takes heroin for two years and dies, or the man who lives on roast beef, water, and potatoes till ninety-five? One passes his twenty-four months in eternity. All the years of the beef-eater are lived only in time."
     
  9. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    - duct tape solves all your problems.
     
  10. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    I smoke pot because I want to go to Heaven before I die."~Andy Warhol~
     
  11. comfortably_numb9

    comfortably_numb9 an asshole

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    Cocaine is gods way of saying you make too much money- Robin William
     
  12. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    What does one tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing.. you have already told her twice... :cheers2:
     
  13. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    As your attorney, I advise you to drive at top speed... or it'll be a goddamn miracle if we can get there before you turn into a wild animal.

    Fear & loathing in Las Vegas
     
  14. killswitchjd

    killswitchjd Senior Member

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    I aint smoking no more- but I aint smoking no less
     
  15. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    This one's fantastic as well:

    Wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story on the news? To hear what it's all about, perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once? "Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration … that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

    Bill Hicks
     
  16. lucjl volcin

    lucjl volcin Senior Member

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    gotta love bill hicks
     
  17. Smoking420Buddha

    Smoking420Buddha Member

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    all i need are some tasty waves, A cool buzz and im fine - jeff spicoli
     
  18. Popularity

    Popularity Senior Member

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    It's not really a weed quote but I like "Is the juice worth he squeeze?"
     
  19. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    “That was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary’s trip. He crashed around America selling ‘consciousness expansion’ without ever giving a thought to the grim meat-hook realities that were lying in wait for all the people who took him too seriously . . . All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought they could buy Peace and Understanding for three bucks a hit. But their loss and failure is ours, too. What Leary took down with him was the central illusion of a whole life-style that he helped to create . . . a generation of permanent cripples, failed seekers, who never understood the essential old mystic fallacy of the Acid Culture: the desperate assumption that somebody—or at least some force—is tending the Light at the end of the tunnel.”

    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1971
     
  20. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    "love you so much, it makes me sick" - Cobain
     

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