Mental breakdowns

I've been having them more often lately. The day when i finaly lose it and start killing people is getting much closer.

 

The powah of Christ compels you.

 

He wants me to masturbate. I must not be doing it wnough though.

 

Killing is so harsh...maybe you could just throw rubber chickens at people?

 

Yeah, drive-by sweatering.

 

Dont worry I promised not to kill her so you can still keep our secret

 

Whew.

 

here's what you do, man.

get a clown suit with great big shoes.
buy a clown horn.
put on your clown makeup.
buy a great big, whole fresh fish.
find a TV reporter.
run up behind him, smack him with the fish then run away clicking your enormous clown heels and honking your horn.

you'll be a legend.

 

is he threatening my life again? i told him i'd send him naked pics. jeez.

 

I'm already a legend

 

Nah, you're good. :hat:

 

that's good. pm me with the juicy gossip, pls.

 

Don't get me killed...

 

Damn it.

 

You pm her, oh Captain my Captain...

 

uh uh

 

all this time we've been friends, and you're keeping me outta good info? that's harsh, man.

 

just throw your shoes at people

 

what's this all about? lolz, curiosity just bit me...



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