What would you do if you woke in bed with the poster above you?

I'd roll you off the bed and tell you to go mAKE the breakfast xP ^^

 

Jump on Dragonvine singing, "Jammin, we're jammin...and I hope you like jam in bed"

 

Offer him some Robinsons apple and blackcurrant:cheers2:

 

say 'thank god, i thought you left me'!

 

Proffer tea with bailey's, and malted milk biscuits :cheers2:

 

love him forever, as he clearly knows the way to my heart!

 

D'awww

It may well be my best invention, nobody so far has given it a bad report

 

it is. malted milk with baileys is awesome too!!

i would put the kettle on straight away. discuss murder. and open the baileys.

 

Yes. We shall discuss targets for our loving-murder.

It'll be like Bonnie & Clyde, without the bank robbery.

 

i think the bank robbery could be good. maybe we should try and incoperate it.

money for the big get away.

 

Tie her up to stop her running away

 

now thats more like it.

ask him what he might do while im tied up? :tongue:

 

Untie her and murder lithium lovingly

 

thank quoth for my freedom. clear up the mess.

tell him to get that kettle on biatch!

 

Tie her up again and lock the door.....people just turning up uninvited.....I'm sick of it

 

think im getting rope burns, but wonder if it will amount to more than last time :tongue:

 

Sit straight up and say" hey ever had your butt hole licked by a tall skinny white guy?"

 

put a cork up my arse and say "No sex please, I'm British"

 

say, thats handy, coz im tired and have a headache.

 

well with you I might make an exception...