I am a male teenager and I would like to know if anyone could tell me what kind of lubes for masturbation that I could find lying around the house. There is no way for me to buy any kind of real lubricant and I cant find any anywhere in the house. I dont want anything that would burn (shampoo). I have tried spit but it smells terrible. Would hand lotion work? Does anyone have any ideas?
you can try all sorts of things, the fun is in experimenting. I found that conditioner (Sauve) works really well in the shower. If you have some bananas around you can make a banana sleeve, cut off ends of the banana, hollow out the fruit and wrap it with like duct tape so it doesnt fall apart. The leftover banana in the peel feels great as a lube once it warms up on you, like amazingly good. There's lots of websites about stuff like this. I just stick with my hand these days. Don't use hand lotion, at least most hand lotions are oily and you constantly need to add more, and it makes the little guy feel all greasy and nasty the rest of the day.
Vaseline is great if you spend a good minute heating it up between your hands. Another good one is gel baby oil, which is basically oily lube. A weak hair gel works, I know it doesn't sound like it makes sense, but without hair to bond with, the hair gel doesn't become that sticky plus being water based it cleans nice. Why is there no way to buy lube? I bought a tube of lube and loads of condoms when I was 14. I still am a virgin and the guy at the convenience store looks at me funny every time, but you have learn to not give a fuck.
