how to park a cadillac in a dog house

fit anything... anywhere.

 

you're such a perv. just use it already, get it offa your mind. well... outta your head anyhow.

i won't come knocking on the door, i promise.

 

lol I was thinking that's a great thread title... *bomb* oh well.

oddly I'm not very horny right now. I think I need some smoke... and then I'll stroke.

 

do not want.

 

My husband is has a huge package. Astroglide is one of our best friends .

 

for front door! He can't fit in the back, it's sad ):. I feel the need to go on Tyra and discuss this issue. I am sure Andy will be down for that.

 

he LOVES her forhead.

 

and her personality...so humble. He really likes humble women

 

and you know what?-my husband has a cadillac-literally and figurtivley. His car is huge and so is his penis.
I took a xanax to try and sleep, but it just left me whacky and wanting to jump my sleepign husband's bones while telling him Tyra jokes.

 

spitglyde ftw!

 

your own lube any time, any place: spitglyde



warning may cause loss of hand and penis. use only as directed. no midgets were harmed in the making of this product.

 

Rofl

 

Did somebody delete their posts or did Bella Désordre really just ramble on to herself for 5 posts about how big her husband's dick is?

 

I was actually wondering the same thing... must be a huge cock.

 

Must be one hell of a cock since it's obviously driven her to insanity

 

If I had to lose my mind that's the way I'd want to go