A Secret message to one person here

So it is basically a bad email forward, with a thrown in vagueness of a cheesy horoscope.. should I send it to all my freinds?? Will a goggle send a penny to help starving children for every forward?? If I don't send it will someone I love die?


Also, You seem to confuse me taking things personally/or being angry, with me just thinking you are a tool.

-and- yanno fuck off, or no homo -or whatver lame end I am expected to add to this.

Oh, and cloofah bless your little heart

 

Hmmm the Central American jungle ........

It’s either logging, cocaine, or some entomological endeavor, possibly exotic butterflies

Hotwater

 

Apparently you cannot read, I did not say anything about forwarding this message to anyone.

I believe I said in the title it was directed at one person here on RT.

Yes I am a tool. But not the kind you think I am.

Bless your heart too. I wish you the best.:cheers2:

 

Well I admit I was in a very frisky mood last night.

When I get like that I just cant help myself. It gets me in trouble here sometimes.

I knew you would understand.

Thanks and fuck off again.

 

everyone just fuck off

 

It's the great American Fuck-off

 

Actually my money is doing this.

It is in a business that I am not going to be involved in.

Nothing to do with plants, cocaine or butterflies. (But there is serious bucks in butterflies.)

 

Thanks Sweetie!

Fuck off to you too.

 

Actually this is the great Unknown American fuck off.

Jeez, if I tell you to fuck off will I get banned.

 

Not if I tell you first. Now fuck off my good sir.

 

Why thank you. That means a lot to me.

I was worried that I was going to have to tell you to Intercourse off.

Whew that is a relief.

Now Fuck off.:cheers2:

 

i love all this fuckin'. i just can't stay away.

fuck off like a porn star, people!

 

Wouldn't it be totally ironic if the one person that the message is directed responds to this thread?

It would make the offer null and void.

I would have to find another person. But it sure would suck for that person.

That is okay there is plenty of talent here.

Plus I like the Lady Luck element. Wonderful lady "Lady Luck" is.

She is a real bitch sometimes.

That is why I love her.

Oh, and Fuck off!

 

Lady Luck is my Lesbian Lover.

she told me to tell all of your to fuck off.

 

New remote trigger switch- fuck on; fuck off; fuck on, fuck off... the fucker.

Available at these fine stores...

 

I'm still not sure that I should become a hooker....I mean...what if the guy has back hair, or a goiter?

 

Well that explains why the bitch ditched me in Guatemala in December.

Will you tell her to fuck off for me?

You might want to go to the clinic and get checked. She fucks thousands of people every day.

 

pfft. we never actually fuck. being fucked by lady luck is a terrible trip. she loves me.

 

Actually I kind of was thinking of you for the trophy wife.

Oh, wait that is the same thing. Never mind.

Fuck off and thanks for posting.

 

I'm going to reply to this thread in hopes that I'm the one it's directed at, so I can botch the whole thing!