what is your favorite combination...?

of something legal and something illegal (or quasilegal)?

it can be anything from murdering your librarian, after properly checking out a book, to having sex (with a consenting adult) while performing a little insider trading.

for me, it would be a pipe full of high quality black hashish with a cup of high quality espresso

 

Getting head from one of my students while operating an unlicensed driving school.

No wait, that's two illegal things...

I'll have to get back to you.

 

:smilielol5:

 

Fine weed sprinkled with Kif and then chocolate covered espresso beans.

 

Smashing up cars with a hammer whilst drinking a fruit smoothie

 

pot and video games is always an excellent combination.

drinking and vandalism also go well together.

so do drinking and driving, but those are both technically legal, just not at the same time.

 

and then there's always masturbating while looking at child porn...

 

x and menthol cigs...but back when I did that they were prolly both illegal for me.Hell, it was so long ago they have probably both changed
-sigh.
I dunno.
-maybe watching pirated movies and eating junk food, that's about the extent of my illegal activities now adays.

 

Drinking Whiskey and blowing up post offices.

 

Getting high and standing on a mountain.

 

lighting my ex-boyfriends house on fire while playing a nice bluesy tune on my harmonica.

 

Yeah because enough houses in Philly haven't burned this month...

 

i don't live IN philly.

so there.

 

Getting high and falling off a mountain!

 

breaking into a garden supply place at night and drinking tea.

 

Don't bother me with details.

 

falling off a mountain and slandering the pope.

 

Slandering the pope and bandaging your wounds.

 

bandaging your wounds while doing insider trading.

 

but my job is to bother everyone with every little detail!!!

just kidding.