Found an excellent technique

Buy the following:
12 bananas
12 cherries (reasonably size).

Put bananas in blender, blend. Put into waterproof container with a good amount of room to spare (narrow is good). Add cherries. Mix a slittle.
Get some porn, and a boner.
Start fucking the bananas & cherries. I was really bored and this seemed like a good idea. Felt relaly good too, although I couldn't reach orgasm. Had tof inish off with the 5 finger shuffle.

 

And afterwards, you had a nice low fat smoothie

 

Bwahaha

 

i concur

lol

 

High in protein too

 

Should have added Ginsing powder to your smoothie might have lasted longer. Haha.

 

That sounds delicious.

What exactly prompted you to fuck your fruit bowl?

 

Just like a Jamba Juice with protein boost! My god man you may have found the next big thing for the smoothie business.

 

My home grown shrooms, and everybody being at work

 

I don't know If i'd drink that. But I have an idea for a school potluck.

 

mmmmmmm Fruity.

 

likewise

 

The juice of 1 lemon will add the extra stimulation you require

 

Really glad that i live in CA and dont go to your school