Small Town Hair Cuts Suck

I got my hair cut in this spiffy little town called Fallon, Nevada (Dave techie laughs here I bet)
I look like I could so rock a pair of mom jeans.

 

I asked for sideswept bangs, so they hit at my eye...after she did my hair she told me I didn't want bangs that would fall in my eyes because then I couldn't see ): ...so I have 5-year-old bangs.
I will make the drive to Reno from now on. I will never be lazy about my hair again.

 

feel fortunate.... my wife cuts MY hair

 

does she ever have obsessive thoughts about cutting your penis off witht he scissors in your sleep?

 

no, but I might be the only one who has experienced a painful haircut.


with clippers. no scissors, just a pair of clippers.

pull my hair out by the roots fucking pain.

 

My bangs are falling at my eye line now and I can see just fine. She was just covering up for her mistake.

 

we are talking about pubes, right?

 

my beautiful eyebrows are way too thin too ):. Now I have to grow them back out ): I look a mess.

 

I was talking about my mustache.

 

Did you let the same girl have a go at those too?

 

my ladiiiiieeeeessss mustache.

 

well she did them first, but I had a lot of eye make-up on so it looked okay. Now that I don't have any make-up on I look like I have half an eyebrow.

 

i love a bush on a girl.


god damn. doesn't it just feel and look right?

 

I admit, I laughed about fallon

you should have gone to the rock shop, they have awesome stuff there (chalcopyrite, i.e. peacock pyrite, quartz of all colors and shapes, ryolyte, agate, geodes, etc)

 

I feel you! I, for the first time in a LONG time, went to the hair place in town for some foils and a trim. The trim was fine, because I didn't ask for a different haircut or anything but seriously my foils look like shitttttttttttt. She didn't get the roots AT ALL. I feel bad asking to get it redone, and I don't think I would want to go back there anyways. I'll make the drive the next time I feel like wasting a hundred bucks.

 

Did you get a mullet?

 

omg, I totally get this. I went to this place to get my bangs trimmed for 5 dollars...um...I looked like a retard. Like ben stiller retard in tropic thunder.

 

i usually just trim my own bangs....

i don't think i could ever let anyone else do my eyebrows.... i am very protective of them.

 

I rarely do my own eyebrows. I always get them waxed. But now I have no money and must learn.

 

ihave a geode... their pretty