A swedish iranian monster kickboxer

wants to kill me.

He was about to rip my head off last night but a flamboyant bisexual mafia-boss came to my rescue.

And some people say life is dull.

 

I'd suggest a gun.

or a tazer.

 

explaaaaain i want details! why does he want to kill you? why did the mafia boss come to your rescue? was he cute and did he hit on you? i mean, ummm

 

Swedish Iranian, huh?

So he's got blonde hair, blue eyes and a dynamite belt. :cheers2:

 

My life is so colourless in contrast...

I drove to Ottawa yesterday and could not find a parking spot anywhere because the best bus system in Canada is on strike.

 

sounds like every time i go out.

 

hahaha I have people threaten to kick my ass only when I let my mom out of the house. :toetap05:

 

I'd suggest writing a script

 

mad gay.

 

lol. my mom cracks people up, even when she's being evil. she's just too short to be scary.

i do tend to meet REALLY interesting people, though. i am the party.

 

my big question is,what did you do to piss him off?

details,details...

 

likely it involved eye contact. those guys hate that.

 

My mom is 5'1"...she likes to round up an inch. haha Yeah she has no filter and says whatever she feels like. So I always have to step in, and being the bigger of the two I get threatened. It's total bullshit. Hell she even has old people give us the finger. haha

 

hahaha! my mom does all sorts of funny stuff like pretending to be senile and telling people we hit her. she's wander into a grocery store and start yelling "HELLO!" to random strangers in a childlike voice, make funny faces and provoke us into playing along. like telling the cashier "she won't let me drive my car, and she hits me." to which we'll reply "if you don't shut up, i won't change your diapers anymore," or somethign equally appalling.

 

Haha! My mom calls me a **** or her slave. One time she tried to pretend like we were girlfriends to freak out an old lady that wouldn't leave me alone. hahaha

 

ewwwww!

my mom likes to hide in the racks when i'm looking for her. she gets other shoppers involved in keeping her hidden. i swear, that woman can talk just about anyone into anything. i think it's the mischievous smile.

 

I think my mom just likes to gross people out or piss them off. The only time she feels like making people laugh is when she is drunk. Oh and my mom and I look nothing alike. I look just like my dad.....sadly.

 

i look like my dad, too. it's unfortunate.

 

I look more like my mom

5 2", small tits

 

That;s one hella story!

Good job your sugar daddy was around when it happened.