If the news reported the whole story!!!

Do you guys ever feel like the news, as crazy as it sometimes is, never tells the whole story? Well here's your chance to add those missing pieces to the story.


I'll start----There is a Yahoo News report today of a 14 year old kid that showed up in policeman's uniform at a police station and he was assigned to a patrol. Apparently it took 5 hours for them to discover that not only was he not a police officer, he was only 14! He is now appearing in court for impersonating a police officer.

Here is my take on the news that didn't get reported:


---The other officer he went on patrol with began to think something was up after they parked, snorted some blow, and walked into a strip club. The officer explained, "I thought something was up when he began acting all squirrelly and juvenile in the strip club---like he had never been in one before. But when we ordered drinks and the waitress carded him, I knew something was up when he couldn't produce any id. And here we still had another hour of patrol duty to go through too."

---It was pointed out to the judge that he did get some really valuable police experience for a future career as a police officer. His fellow patrolman explained that he, "...did a shakedown on the local prostitutes just like a veteran cop!"

---The worst thing is, this happened on the one day of the month that the local club owner and businessman, Tony Castellone, pays his donation to the police force for his protection. The judge had to go into deliberations to decide if the kid had to pay back all of his share, including the money he already spent on a brand new bicycle and a Playstation 3.

 

Haha, that's great!