I almost fell for no reason

Coming home I tittered a little and barely recovered my balance. I'm a bit worried...like I'm going to collapse one shiny day.

What could it be?

 

Global warming.

 

Inner ear infection?

 

infatuation?

 

are you pregnant? is it mine?

 

impending massive coronary

 

I blame the Republicans... after all they fucked us all and probably didn't use protection.

 

Yes. I immediately saw a cat foaming at the mouth and vomiting flowers on my skin. But there was no cat, no flower, no foam, no mouth, no vomit, no skin.

 

one leg is shorter than the other?

 

No. I'm well-proportioned.

 

that's kind of cool. Today I saw a roadkill kitty and then looked over in my passenger seat and it was just chillin' there so I just pet it a bit while driving and asked it if it had a good life. It just purred and sat there.

 

Ah... must be your huge cock that caused you to topple over?

 

dude! I thought it was just me...

 

You did good.

 

dead kitties need lovin too. :cheers2:

 

Stop being naughty.

 

the white stuff all over my sleeve.....

is L S D.......

 

baby, I don't even need the drugs to trip. just keep the doctors away they're convinced the local drugstore has what I need.

 

no, no, not anymore

 

so yeah along those lines, cherea, you might be opening the doors to perception. welcome to the new world. :cheers2: