The apoclypse

Discussion in 'The Future' started by Tigerbeam, Oct 26, 2004.

  1. Tigerbeam

    Tigerbeam Member

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    im telling you, its coming. think about it, the best golfer is black, the best rapper is white, Bush was elected (sort of). I think that if the red sox win the world series A N D Bush is reelected, then the world W I L L fricken end. YOU WILL ALL RUE THE DAY!
     
  2. forest_pixie84

    forest_pixie84 Senior Member

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    This marks the 700th time i've heard that white rapper/ black golfer joke...

    but who know maybe you'll be right.
     
  3. Duckie

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    Red Sox won. :)
     
  4. Spiritforces

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    Uh oh


    Scary or funny

    Depends of what is the End of the World is

    Uh oh


    There is something in Bible about people who ignore that are happy

    ? ;)
     
  5. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

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    also, the French are calling Americans arrogant, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.
     
  6. Tigerbeam

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    plus America has asked Canada for military support..........
     
  7. Guitar_god_

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    I was in Vancouver one time, and I saw the entire Canadian army. The three of them were hanging out in this gym, and there was a tank I think, somewhere. It was snowing, so they didn't want to go outside. Canada's army is fierce!
     
  8. randy

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    ignore what ?
     
  9. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

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    As knowledge increaseth, sorrow increaseth.


    Is that the verse you mean?
     
  10. Tigerbeam

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    .... its been a few weeks now. im getting tired of looking up for firery death, he better hurry it up already
     
  11. Nimrod's Apprentice

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    THe apocalypse will be a blessing for humanity. Finally we won't be subject to the chaos of this planet. Our descendants won't have to suffer if they dont exist. Like morpheus said "humans are a virus" you know what its like to come back after a nasty cold, now just picture how the earth will feel relieved temporarily till some other destructive parasite can latch on and destroy. BLAME THE GARDEN OF EDEN AND THE SERPENT, THAT DNA TAMPORING DEVIL. WE HAD NO RIGHT TO LEARN OF SELF! WE WEREN"T MEANT TO. WE WEREN"T CAPABLE OF HANDLING IT AND THAT IS OBVIOUS. WE ARENT GOING TO LAST LONG ENOUGH TO ADAPT TO IT! THAT JEALOUS SERPENT! THAT WAS HIS TRICK ALL ALONG! HE COULDN"T ALLOW ANOTHER INTELLIGENT BEING TO BE DEVELOPED. SO INSTEAD HE SCREWED WITH OUR DNA AND MORPHED US INTO MODERN HUMANS. WITHOUT GOD's PERMISSION! IF YOUR GOING TO TAKE YOUR AGGRESSION OUT ON ANYONE DIG TO THE BELLY OF THE EARTH AND DETHRONE THAT DEVIL SERPENT. Metaphorically, and Metaphysically that is.
    One must make a beast of himself to get rid of the pain of being a man-Hunter S Thompson
     
  12. LoserMan

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    wow, damn, wow, Oh well. Thats life. It sounds pretty crazy every time I read this.
     
  13. Sera Michele

    Sera Michele Senior Member

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    Quick folks, get out your plastic bags and duct tape!
     
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