How much would it take for you to eat a gerbil?

ok where is the gerbal i have to eat? do i have to eat the bones/teeth?

 

i would never, ever eat a gerbil.

 

rofl pie

anyway if there was no limit then i guess 2 trillion, and i'd give half of it to some charity that helps gerbils

 

Can I cook it first? Do I have to eat the fur, bones and such? If you gave $100 and a dead gerbil I'd be able to cook that bitch and pour some BBQ sauce all over it. I could do it. I want chicken legs now.

 

If desperate for money I would require lots of money, but if not then I would first ask: is it cooked or raw?

If cooked I would probably taste it for free, for the sake of knowing how it is.

But raw? Not sure.I don't eat raw meat, only sushi.

If I was desperate for money, would first need to find out what diseases I might get eating this animal raw, then would find out if it's totally curable and if it is then what the medical treatment would cost and add that to the net that I would need in the first place (more desperate = more money I would ask).