Need Another Essay Topic

Alright everyone. Hit me with your best topic ideas. Preferably school appropriate. That'd be good.

There isn't really any theme that it has to relate to, so give me what you've got.

 

"choosing the perfect essay topic"

 

write about a life experience that changed you (moving towns, a death in the family, ect) and why if afftected you. use big words and try your best to sounds coragous. and you might get an A

or you can write about your favorite book, since youve already read it.

or prostitution in the early west.

 

I should be an expert in the subject

 

disturbing internet videos.

 

Explain a theory you have?
But if the teacher doesn't agree, you may get a F for it being complete bullshit.
Ya never know anymore..
I think the "choosing the perfect essay topic" would be a good one

Peace,
Sunchine.

 

Whether there is indeed life inside a ping pong ball, and if so, what they think of your mothers cooking.

 

Oh lord no. I've had more than enough of that over the last two days. I almost puked like 3 times.

I've seen 1 Guy 1 Cup, the Pain Olympics (worse than I could possibly imagine), and 3 Guys 1 Hammer, or whatever it is.

I never realized how messed up the world is.

 

amazing.

 

Wow. That's pretty cool. I like that.

 

the removal of pubic hair by females ages 18-26

 

i'd be more interested in the arrival of pubic hair by females 11-14.

 

I choose C. None of The Above

 

It may interest you to know, that just like, today, the murderers in that video were sentenced to life imprisonment

 

Yeah, on the VERY rare occasion we're allowed to write essays in my school, I totally kick ass. Alas, my gift of thinking up random shit will never be of any use

NB: Did you know if you cut a ping pong ball in half, put each half over your eyes and turn on the radio to static, you hallucinate? Science tells us this occurs because we essentially starve our senses, so our brain has to create its own scenarios. I have an alternate theory; there are actually little men in the ping pong ball, and they're rather miffed at the fact you just cut their home in half. Up until you did that, they were sure their universe was finite. So, of course, their scientists got really extra miffed at having to do extra work exploring etc, so they vent their anger by jumping around and drawing funny pictures and showing them to you.


Sorry I rambled, I just saw a ping pong ball today.

 

Yeah. I heard something about their punishment in that other thread. I guess that's good to hear. Though I still can't unwatch the video.

 

Yeah. It's called the Ganzfield Procedure, if I'm not mistaken. I really want to try it, but last time I went to attempt it, the ping pong balls didn't really cover my eyes entirely so it didn't work at all.

Maybe I will do that topic. I kinda wanted to do something really controversial.

 

Upon the Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind

 

Uh. Elaboration please???

 

Well discussing the destruction of a whole societys ideals and scientific theories by literally cutting their universe in two can be pretty controversial. You could even compare it to splitting the atom, which brought on one of the most controversial subjects in history; the atomic bomb.