i just want all of you to know

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by horny_as_hell, Feb 11, 2009.

  1. horny_as_hell

    horny_as_hell Member

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    i am not a man of any sort.
    a couple people accuse me of that in my posts
    and some people ask me in messages...

    i think it's incredibly weird that a man would actually pose as a woman and until i discovered this site, i had no idea men really did that.

    soooo uhhh if ur a man, could you tell me why on earth you would pretend to be a woman?


    mmm yep, i think that's it. just wanted to clarify...
    i'm a woman
    i've got two boobs and a pussy...
    they're fun,
    end of story.
     
  2. Severely stoned

    Severely stoned Senior Member

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    pics or bs.

    (hold a sign that says hi hipfourms when you take the pic)

    it's the only way to resolve anything.
     
  3. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    I am an official from E-Verify and I will need you to send me pictures of your boobs and pussy or I will have to delete your account in the next 72 hours. It is for verification purposes only, your information won't be shared.

    thank you for your co operation.

    Regards,
    Agent Gumby
    Badge #696969
    [​IMG]
     
  4. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    badge #NE1469 duhhh
     
  5. jstyles3

    jstyles3 Member

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    I for one never had any doubts that you were a female. I can only assume other people think your too good to be true! I mean come on! your as perverted as most guys! but i like the fact that you don't hold back who you are and what you like. i hope you don't stop posting, your threads are always the most fun!

    and if anyone doubts my gender I assure you i am a guy with a dick, which is also quite fun:)
     
  6. horny_as_hell

    horny_as_hell Member

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    just posted a new one...
    "female masturbation questions answered'
    migggghttt wanna check itout, i think it's a good one.
     
  7. horny_as_hell

    horny_as_hell Member

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    haha i suppose... a few people have said the whole "too good to be true" thing too. my belief is that women are just as horny as men, men just tend to express it more. me... well, i just express it all the time. at least on this website. ;)

     
  8. sophieclair

    sophieclair Senior Member

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    Agreed women are just as horny as men:D
     
  9. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    Especially broke Hobbit looking women like you that probably have to pay for yours...
     
  10. detector

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    ouch thats gotta hurt sophieclair
    ;)
     
  11. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    I'll stop picking on you Ms. Claire. I don't think your ugly, like some idiot assumed I thought you were a "big girl" for whatever reason. You could have a round face and a smokin' body, who knows. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I know it may sound "cliché", but it is so true. I'm not going to go into my preferences and I am not hitting on you or apologizing.

    I admit, I found a target and hit it hard and you stood by and took it in stride. It shows very good character on your behalf not getting angry and turning the other cheek. If we had more people like you, the world would be a better place.

    I am not patronizing you or apologizing in any way nor do I feel remorseful because I was entertained by the other moronic responses I received from some of these other idiots.

    Keep your chin up....

    "I get knocked down but I get up again, but they're never gonna keep me down" ~ Chumbawamba



     
  12. Fastswitch

    Fastswitch Visitor

    Many of us think the forums would be better off with you gone to hell, or the 'Creep Forum,' Gumbag!
     
  13. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    If we had people with retaliatory attitudes like yours running the worlds governments, a global-thermo nuclear war would have destroyed us long ago. I am thankful to a merciful higher power that places people with level heads in control and keeps people like you here...
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor


    "The Creep Forum".....thats what this whole L&S section should be named...All it does is attract creeps...and doesnt even seem to have a Moderator to clean up the garbage
     
  15. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    How would you define creep?
     
  16. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    the ones who arent funny
     
  17. tumbledownDNA

    tumbledownDNA Member

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    haha dude u just wanna see what she looks like so you can imagine her doing all the things she says. if she's a fraud, ur a perv
     
  18. Fastswitch

    Fastswitch Visitor

    'creep' = Gumby:rolleyes:
     

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