I feel that mayonnaise is Satan's cum. Usually that would make me love it, but no I fucking hate mayonnaise. I want a sammich now, or any food really. The hangover is not happy.
The other day I made a sandwich with avocado, lettuce, turkey, pepper jack cheese, mayo and mustard. It was tasty. Today I am making the same sandwich minus the avocado... I'm out.
No, but I really enjoy taking people to places and I hate what most tourist get to know. My house in Santo Domingo is like a refugee center. I've seriously taken in, so many people that I barely even know haha, good thing my mom has always been cool with it.