mmmmmm sandwich!

mmmm.... can i come back to the DR for a visit with you?

 

I feel that mayonnaise is Satan's cum.
Usually that would make me love it, but no I fucking hate mayonnaise.

I want a sammich now, or any food really. The hangover is not happy.

 

Yeah! I would probably pay people to let me be their tour guide.

 

........really?

 

The other day I made a sandwich with avocado, lettuce, turkey, pepper jack cheese, mayo and mustard. It was tasty.

Today I am making the same sandwich minus the avocado... I'm out.

 

No, but I really enjoy taking people to places and I hate what most tourist get to know.

My house in Santo Domingo is like a refugee center. I've seriously taken in, so many people that I barely even know haha, good thing my mom has always been cool with it.