New 7 Word Story Thread

realised she was pregnant and stuck a

 

turkey in the oven because the chicken

 

second coming of the flying spaghetti monster

 

who attacked by throwing meatballs into eyes

 

massive need for a parmesean and

 

garlic caesar salad to go with the

 

can full of ass whooping being served

 

to the homeless people at the shelter

 

I have to say these have been

 

hugely successful events, particularly when the dinosaurs

 

died, good work on that one boys

 

and girls...now get to work on

 

making me a badass manwich, complete with

 

peanut butter...strawberry jam....some bread....and

 

half a pound of salt, followed by

 

a blood pressure rush and a mild

 

Euphoria, ending in a sunset on the

 

the path of a huge tornado that

 

wipe out half the world, bring plague

 

upon plague of under-ripe tomatoes raining from