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you have won a lock of the curly hair, as pictured above

 

you won a free smelly old hat I found in the trunk of an old car

 

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you win a blown tranny





that doesnt shift gears

 

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you win a free ride in the back of the garbage truck

 

win a free tribal midget dance experience