hello all!

Superman, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take a trip to see the magic mirror...Superman goes in first and asks "Mirror, am I the strongest person in the world?" The mirror says "Of course you are! Now go out and be strong!"...Brad Pitt walks in and asks if he's the sexiest guy in the world, and the mirror says "Of course! Now go make the world happy with your great looks!"...Next, Angelina walks in and asks "Mirror, am I the sexiest woman alive?" a few moments later she comes out looking upset...Brad and Superman ask her what's wrong, and she says..."Who the hell is cantsmokenomore anyway?"

How you folks doing? Haven't been around in a long time.

 

I thought cantsmokenomore !!!

Peace

 

ghey

 

Aw...I thought it was cute...

*slaps Ganja*

 

i recently and sadly saw the benjamin button flick. what a piece of mind numbing shit. every other scene there it was, freaking pitt showing his face BIG on the screen. YES, YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF THE ACTUAL MALE IMAGE. we know.


oh hi.




(i'm currently not caring about my spelling, keep you complain)

 

I have no interest in Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, they are all over the media, so they have become like furniture to me.

 

im pretty much forced to watch any recent film every now and them but yes, they're like soulless faces...

 

this is actually a really old joke


but with different names

 

don't make me go over there with my boombox

 

um, what?

 

1-i'd like to know the old joke.
2-it a funny cover! look at it! it's funny! I SAID LOOK AT IT GODDAMNITTTT

 

I'd sit on Angelina...

Hi.

 

the old joke exactly the same, except eddie murphey and I can't remember who else was in it

i was 12??? when I heard it. sometime around then

 

it might have been cindy crawford as the bitch

and eddie murphey wasn't asking about being sexy, he was asking about being funny.

and superman was batman i'm pretty sure


same joke

 

and I still don't see why that cover is funny

 

Doesn't sound like it.

 

Lol...well, it didn't.

 

it is the same basic joke, the names are different


why is this so difficult for you?

 

It's not. I'm just being ghey today.
I can't always be as sensible as you.