i think i'm dying

i just woke up and started heaving.

my throat burns and my gums hurt insanely badly. like, my teeth are a burden to house.

i don't know what is happening, and now i can't sleep.

 

I think you're overreacting.

 

false.

 

get some whiskey.

 

masturbate

 

did you eat paste?

 

Yeah I had that about two weeks ago. It was a periodontic infection caused by a popcorn hull under my gums. When he pulled it out it looked like a contact lens. I could have lost my teeth or been further poisoned. Get your buttocks to a Doc.

 

Good. Planet Earth needs to make some extra room anyways. I'm feeling a bit cramped. Bye-bye.

 

before you die, make sure all of you affairs are in order and you've left all your worldly possessions to me


just kiddin, hope you feel better!