wierdest sexual positions/locations

This one time at band camp...

 

Well ....Don't Leave Us All In Suspenders..:toetap05:

WHAT HAPPENED...??..:toetap05:


Cheers Glen.

 

...I put a piccolo in my ass during Pachelbel's Canon. Onstage. Unlubed.

Happy now?

 

i shoved a trombone up my ass

 

My husband and I were in a baseball dug-out in a park during the late hours of the night. We also had a lot of fun positions we tried on the playground in the middle of the night.

One night, before we had the kids, we made love on our back porch. I was sitting on his lap, (we were both fully clothed though) and he noticed a police car parked across the field. That pervert sat and watched us, then drove off when we were done. I suppose we should have stopped when we knew someone was watching, but we were young, had a few beers in us and said what the heck, let him get a look. It's not like he could have seen any naked body parts.

Now here's a kind of bad one which I'm somewhat embarassed to admit.

Several years ago, my husband, our kids and I went to a lake for the day, swam, cooked out, had a blast. Well throughout the whole day my husband and I were flirting heavily with one another. By the time we got ready to leave the lake we were practically desperate to tear each other's clothes off.

The kids were worn out from the busy day, and all three of them fell asleep in the Jimmy we had at the time. So, we parked the car, opened up the back hatch, and (quietly) made love right there with our three sleeping kids in the backseat in front of us.

Good times, we've had quite a few over our 13 years together

 

the cop that caught me made us both get out of the truck totally naked and stand there while he searched the truck


so we started making out and were gonna fuck again until the put me in the back of his car......

 

outside the bar, against the wall.

inside the womens bathroom at a fast food restraunt (but they were closing and we almost got caught when the kid came in to clean and then ran out, and we escaped)

inside a car, ontop of a car, on the side of a car

in the woods

on top of a bar/club there was a building with a hallway with apartments, so, that hallway a couple times.

the garage where my hub's friends all lived together

 

oh, i forgot that I've had sex on my parents bed numerous times

 

i HAVE my parents bed! lol

 

that is a bit disturbing, but hawt all the same

 

I've had sex in the sea and also in lakes several times before, that's a lot of fun.

Also, in a fitting room, in cars, parks.. swings on playgrounds are awesome for sex In the cinema, on the train, in a club..

The only time I've ever been caught was when my fiance (then boyfriend) and I were at it on a pool table in this pub he used to work at. It was too early for the pub to be open and we thought it was just us two there. But turns out Tim's boss was there also. It was ok though, he found it incredibly funny.

 

what position did you try?

 

On my husband's motorcycle, on the hood of his Mustang, on the weight bench, on the dining room table, on the kitchen counter, on the staircase, in the garage, in a tent the kids used as a play house during the summer months out in our backyard...but I don't think those are weird places really. Just fun places.

 

Ever tried a bed? You've tried everywhere else.

 

One of the strangest stories I saw regarding this topic was on an old news clip. It was about a couple who were making love on a piano in a club that had a hydraulic lift. They were on the top of the piano after hours making love and the piano somehow started lifting. It went all the way to the ceiling and crushed the two to death. What a way to go.

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In other words, your love was intense. That is, in tents, in bushes, in trees, in grass, etc.

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I forgot earlier.. an elevator at Heathrow airport

 

Of course we've tried a bed silly goose!

 

*On a pool table

*In a little bathroom just off the living room of my boyfriend's house WHILE his entire family including grandparents were in the living room.

*In a parking garage of a mall, in a little area under construction while the construction crew wasn't there but wasn't completely closed to the public

*Off in the woods, where we were spotted by hikers

*In the gym/sauna of a hotel.

*In the pool of a house for sale.

*In the privacy of my bedroom.

 

car, bushes, bed, couch, kitchen, pretty much every room in the house but no place really really fun.