passing wind...

i hate farting.... i know its a natural bodily function, but come on its like smeling someones ass. it is gross... farts are the devil's oxygen!!!!! they are i tell you :X

 

yeah, but everyone rips ass and such, its human nature..

 

well, i rather they didn't do it at 8.30 in the morning on a crowded bus whilst everyone is on their way to work. its weird though because whenever i hear or smell a fart i piss myself.....with laughter

 

hehe, well, at least the smell doesnt stick to ya or anything

 

Gee Kayla, next you'll be telling us that eating boogers is human nature.....

 

Then you ain't been around one of mine.

 

haha, its like you read my mind hehehe

 

Not true. Everyone knows that girls don't fart.

 

farting is the second funnyest thing ever....

...the first being fake mustaches

 

i refuse to be embarassed to fart in public aslong as people smoke on the sidewalk and intentionally puff right infront of me as i pass them.

 

i absolutly LOVE to fart when i have to.

 

why do guys think girls don't fart? Everyone has to fart at some point or another.

 

farting is fun!
Farting is especialy funny from a dog... my dog has supassed mine in not only in stench but in time (duration of a fart noise). Sometimes it's a whistle... some times it's a one cheek squeek. Honestly I have no idea what is so funny about the sound of air passing over our excriment and vibrating our cheeks.

Someone once said girls farts smell of roses.... I don't what types of gals that person has been around, but I've been around a few that cleared the room.

In Japan and other countries it's a compliment to fart.

 

and to burp. yes!

 

LOL...I farted in a sauna once...and everyone looked at me. Then I left, to go outside and laugh.

 

HAHAHA! i am the fart master! I fart sooo much it isn't even funny... i love to do it at school so that all my enemies can hear/smell it and i sit a certain way so they sound real loud and wet, although it sometimes gets so high-pressured it stings. ouch. so then sometimes you lift yer butt real high up and spread a lil bit... then it's loud too MWAHAHA!!!!

 

Maybe you should have that checked out?

I LOVE to fart

 

haha, only when you know it's buildin up and you don't lift yer ass, or if you squeeze yer cheeks together lol

 

Hmmm, I don't think I have ever felt pain during a fart

 

bad farts are nasty