going back in the electric field.

just found out today, I start a new job tomorrow...

 

go get 'em sparky :hurray:

 

you got it all wrong..

Its lights out for the East Coast..

 

No way... you're good in your line of work

You've been doing a dandy job of keeping the squirrels in line too

:smash:

 

:toetap05:

yea and your anus will be hanging by the not-functioning power lines...

 

this is really goning to mess up my thursday late night rituals. Thats getting stoned til saturday non-stop..
I dont normally work on fridays, like a whole now thing for me..

Ill be fixing these...


I used to fix and install these..


Be surprised how similar the Patriot Missile dispenser is to a soda machine..
They deliver happiness all over the world..

 

I dont feel safe anymore.








lol

 

Aww its not free pepsi you want its coke you want.

Best of luck in new job.

 

free soda for everyone, plus it pays more than I make now in security..

 

just please, make sure the dollar bill validator works..pepsi machines are notorious for non working bill takers.

 

.. but I get to keep all the stuck money..

I kid, all funds must be reported, and stuff..., Didnt think I was going to get this, But there is a extensive background check but NO URINE. a +...
But I can have candy some may contain NUTS..and free coffee..
Suppose to use their vehicle's to... They have these really fly Durangos..

 

start making them annoying slurping noises with my strew.

Way things are at the moment nice to hear some1 getting a new job.

 

Is this going to limit your hipforums usage?

 

someone's gonna be buying a pepsi from the vending machine and it shoots out at 'em like a missile!

 

no not really, but I will be working mornings and Im usually up til 7am with my other job and school. But honestly Ive only been going to school to scam a extra loan, quit school and get a new truck.. worry about the school loan in the future.. They really are not teaching me what I want. Its cool but there is hardly any other students and to last week in forensics, my study partner fucked all kinds of shit up.. I should be used to that though.

 

yeah theres nothing here, been looking for a job since the summer and no luck. Its getting so bad here though that the polish and eastern europeans are moving out again, should free up a few jobs hopefully

 

peeing on electric fences is far from "going back into the electric field"

 

for some reason i can't picture orison working on heavy military equipment like that, but then again i like the idea

 

why theres nothing to em, Just another truck with a computer and a big ass rocket.. Patriot system consists of radar, a launcher and other components. but its basically launched via Satellite control which is another part of the vehicles assembly..
I didnt launch any of them. I dont go to school for that.. Im more the person that hooks up all the cabling, backup generator, setting them up. The personall that launch the weapon dont really get dirty. They are the smart computer gamer type of guys..

 

Nikola Tesla

One of the greatest inventors claimed to sleep just 2 - 3 hours a day.
"I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human heart like that felt by the inventor as he sees some creation of the brain unfolding to success... Such emotions make a man forget food, sleep, friends, love, everything."

~ Nikola Tesla​

"Tesla who could indeed work throughout the night, would often crash for the entire day of sleep after his exploits. He exhibited classic signs of manic creativity, which might have been interrupted by short recuperative naps or long recovery sleep. Otherwise, Tesla was nothing more than a short sleeper."

~ Polyphasic Sleep: Facts and Myths​

Lifetime: 87 years

Thomas Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson is considered to be a polyphasic sleeper. He slept only 2 hours a day.
Though, in letters to Doctor Vine Utley (1819), Thomas Jefferson writes about his sleep habits. We can conclude that his sleep was not very regular, he would go to sleep at different times (often late into the night), he would always devote at least 30 min. to creative reading before sleep, he would fall asleep later if the reading was of particular interest, and he would regularly wake up at sunrise.
Lifetime: 83

Thomas Edison

The great scientist remarked that he slept less than 5 hours a night.
"Most people overeat 100 percent, and oversleep 100 percent, because they like it. That extra 100 percent makes them unhealthy and inefficient. The person who sleeps eight or ten hours a night is never fully asleep and never fully awake - they have only different degrees of doze through the twenty-four hours."

~ Thomas Edison​

"Edison's contempt for sleep is well documented. Yet it can only be attributed to his ignorance. Little was known about the biological role of sleep at his time. He believed wrongly that, as with food, humans will always sleep more than necessary given a opportunity. As a natural short sleeper, he believed long sleep is a sign of laziness. His co-workers noted that Edison actually slept far more than he would like to admit. Clearly, he would carry sleeping little as a badge of honor. He catnapped a lot, and his nap cots have been preserved to this day in Edison museums."

~ Polyphasic Sleep: Facts and Myths​

While working in his lab, he allowed himself almost no sleep for days. He kept a small cot in one corner and grabbed only a few minutes here and there to sustain him. A famous picture shows him stretched out fast asleep on the top of a workbench. Edison never discouraged this type of representation of himself, and newspaper photographers happily took the bait. Edison was known to sleep for an entire day, waking only to take a light meal, and then it was back to bed.
Lifetime: 84 years

Sir Isaac Newton


Benjamin Franklin

Some sources claim that Benjamin Franklin slept 2-4 hours a night.
Though we all know his famous quote: "Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."
Actually, Franklin’s reputation regarding limiting sleep is closely akin to his reputation for frugality – "A penny saved is a penny earned," and all that. Sleep is something that is natural, but has the potential for being misused. (Too much of a good thing, in other words.) In Franklin’s day, industriousness and hard work were extremely important human virtues. Edison adopted Franklin’s philosophy as well, and in both cases, it was important for them to model their behavior in a way that suggested that they didn’t sleep very much. To them, it meant that they were diligent and demanding in their lives, and never lazy in any way. In Franklin’s autobiography, he explains his quest (tongue-in-cheek) for moral perfection. In his principles for order, Franklin offered appropriate activities for each hour of the day. In his thesis, Franklin allocated only 4 hours of sleep per night. This tenet is the most often quoted reference to the myth of Franklin’s lack of sleep.
"There will be sleeping enough in the grave."

~ Benjamin Franklin​

Franklin “caught up” on his sleep, logging many hours “in the sack” after bouts of sleepless activity.
Lifetime: 84

Albert Einstein

The story goes that Albert Einstein liked to sleep 10 hours a night - unless he was working very hard on an idea; then it was 11. He claimed that his dreams helped him to invent.
Also he felt that naps "refreshed the mind" and that they helped him to be more creative.
Lifetime: 76 years