lol getting in trouble at school for the dumbest shit

So I'm I get into my last period (Writing) and I start doing the work we're assigned.. then 5 minutes into the class my teacher starts yelling at me and tells me I get a 0 for the day because I didn't put my backpack in the back of the classroom (I keep my backpack with me because thats where I keep my glasses, which I need because I'm terribley near-sighted. So I'm pissed off as hell and say "why the fuck do we need to put our backpacks in the back of the classroom, do you think someones going to fucking shoot you or something?", then a little later in the class she was making fun of all the idiots in the class for not being able to understand something she wrote on the board, so I say "Maybe if you teachers actually taught something these kids could understand a simple fucking sentence." so she said "go see your guidance counselor!", and I just left the class and waited for my ride.

So today, (I decided not to go to school) they called and talked to my grandma, apparently they took the "why the fuck do we need to put our backpacks in the back of the classroom, do you think someones going to fucking shoot you or something?" as a threat, they're gonna show my mom some short story I wrote that was "inappropriate" (was just some bs story about getting out of saturday school by planting lsd on a teacher that I wrote while I was high. I think its fucked up that I can't write about whatever I want to write about, they're stripping me of all my fucking rights.

 

sounds like highschool, I propose you actually do shoot the bitch.

 

lol

 

its fun getting angry as fuck and shouting at teachers though...you know sometimes you have those days where you really want to fight with a particular teacher

 

Lol yeah, but I've been getting straight A's because of how bad I want to get outta that school, and if they suspend me, I'm automatically gonna fail all of my classes because you can only miss a certain amount of days -.- I just hate how some teachers demand respect because their old.

 

I've never yelled at a teacher, but I did almost get one fired.

last year I was walked into my algebra class as the bell was ringing. I walked over to my seat and sat down, and the teacher started screaming at me to get out and get a note because I was late. I politely told him that I have to walk all the way from the first floor of the school to the top of the school for this class, and that it was ridiculous that he should consider me late, but if any of the kids who play football came in late, he wouldn't say anything. He told me that I was an "ungrateful scumbag kid who takes his education for granted". I stood up and walked out of the class. I went to see my principal and told him exactly what happened.

There ended up being a meeting with me, my parents, the schoolboard, and the teacher. they said that I did nothing wrong, and he had no right to say that to me.

that teacher treated me like a king after that.

 

funny you posted this today.

a little while ago i went outside with a girl for a quick cigarette. we propped the door to the outside so that it wouldn't lock behind us. we didn't let anyone in or anything, just propped it so that we could come back in 3 minutes later. as we came back in we got caught by an RA and he wrote down our names and student id numbers

today i had to go see the student conduct bitch that i had to deal with before for an alcohol thing. now, i have to right a two page paper on why it's bad to prop the doors. fuck my life

 

Wow, what a bitch. 2 Pages on why its bad to prop open doors, gg.

 

Never, ever make a joke about shooting anything in an American school

Same with killing yourself

Dead baby jokes are alright though, I found some teachers actually enjoyed them quite a bit.

 

I think its retarded if this is how they actually treat the real homicidal kids, makes me feel even less safe. One day they're gonna piss off the wrong kid.

 

yeah, a kid in my school got suspended for 90 days for saying "this class makes me want to bring a gun into school"

 

Lol I just got a call from the sheriff's department making sure I don't have access to any guns.

This fucking teacher is really trying to fuck with me.

 

It all breaks down to the fact that if something did happen they can be held liabel because they did not respond to your comments. If you accutally did something then the public outcry would be enough to get them fired.

I wrote a short story in like 8th grade, 25 years ago. I wrote how I proceeded to go from room to room in my school with a machine gun and blow away all the teachers. I did this because my creative writing teacher made us write a story a night and I could not come up with anything else at the time. To me it was just a filler because I was out of ideas. I found out later that all the teachers had a big meeting about it and brought my parents in as well. I found this out like 10 years ago. I never heard much about it at the time. I would guess that today I would have been kicked out of school or suspended or something.

 

Like you would tell him if you did. For all they know you have a gun safe with like 30 guns in it.

 

I was talking to my friend behind me in psychology class and i happen to see one of the security guards that work at our school outside the window and i say to my friend " Mr. Williams is such a dick." my teacher heard me say since she was right behind me and she wrote me up for saying dick. I get called down to the office the next day and i talk to the principal and she says since i was talking about someone that worked at the school and used a cuss word i deserved to have five days out of school. It was complete bullshit and it made all my grades go down.

 

Just ignore them. I almost never said a word in classes I didn't like... even if they yelled at me I'd just throw them a "Yea and fuck you buddy" type look. I think it did a better job of pissing them off than anything I could have said. Until they'd say something personal, then you got to be creative (haha) and use threats that can't be really proved that are threats.

 

You have to be careful about what you say, if you get marked as the crazy type they will harass the fuck out of you, and school sucks enough already.

One year I came to school on Halloween dressed as The Crow. I was walking down the hall, and I was alone cuase I was late, I hear someone running behind me, its the 2 school cops, they run up and stop at about a good distance "Why are you wearing a trench coat?" "Its halloween" "Why are you not in class" "Im late". You would have thought I answered " Becuase I have a saw off shotgun and im about to blow you away" Cause they kept their hands on thier guns and escourted me off the campus and made me go home (thanks?) It was pretty amusing I had two grown men scared shitless, its sad how the whole world lives in fear nowadays.

 

I understand school safety...
Im and education major, and making kids do dumb trivial shit like putting your back pack at the back of the room is something they actully teach us not to do because it gets in the way of learning.
She sounds like she needs to retire or get a life.

 

wear a t shirt that says, Snug 4 life..
Snug, Guns spelled backwards.

 

go get your firearm ID, if you are America its your right, as long as you dont have any criminal record (misdemeanor and up) you should be fine, also no psych problems. If your teacher knows you have a gun, well maybe they will be inclined to treat you better. Flashing a gun is a big thing, but showing an ID is not.