got my ass kicked...probably gonna be LONG

i was visiting my gf in my hometown. well me and 4 buddies went to the bar. i was pretty drunk but i wasn't doing anything wrong. i'm standing there, close to closing time, finishing my beer, when a kid gets pushed into me. i looked at him, but that's IT. i didn't even give him a dirty look, or be pissed off in any way. but then's he starts saying "what are you pissed? you're pissed cuz i bumped into you?!" and i say "NO i'm not. i'm fine" and a minute or two later he punches me in the mouth outta nowhere!

so i chucked my fuckin beer bottle at him. everyone goes nuts, telling the bouncer i threw a full beer at his face (it wasn't full although it was a fast, glass bottle). we'll the bouncer just told me to leave, cuz he didn't need a fight in the bar or the cops would come, so unless i wanted to end up getting us both arrested i should just leave out the side door. so i did with my friends at least 2 of them. we get across the street and there were like 5 kids waiting there for me - "he's gonna kick your ass man"

so i talked a little bit of shit (probably my main mistake) the kid hits me again (i really didn't want to brawl on main street and get arrested so i kinda wasn't expecting it). i got a couple of head shots in there, but he got more, i went to the ground and then all of the kids started kicking me, i got my shirt pulled over my head like a fucking hockey move! so it's quite obvious that i lost.

side note-i just hit back or something and was like "nooooooooooooo it's gonna be erased", but firefox-it was not

anyways my one friend i know helped me, he was kickin some ass, but he's on probation so i didn't even expect him to. my other friend is a pussy, he says he got elbowed but i think he was just saying "c'mon guys he's on the ground let's be adults"

my other friend only saw half of it so was kinda just too late - and he weighs like 130 so.... he's backed me up before so whatever

and the other kid is not really my friend, just an acquaintance, and he got beat up a little too.

i wish i knew who that fuckin kid was, but i'm back in rochester 2 hours away. i'm sure he's a college kid. i would go fuck them up with a bat. i know it's best to just let it slide, but it's nearly a week later and i think i have a posslibly broken rib. it happened saturday night. i went to the doctor's on tuesday. she checked my lungs and heart and tapped on me, had me pee in a cup to check for blood (there was a small amount but not enough to worry about), and took blood for some type of test - maybe white blood cell count to check for infection.) well she wanted me to get an ultrasound to check my kidneys and spleen - cuz i have major lower back pain and rib hurtin where my spleen is. a hot chick gave me the ultrasound, and had to have me unbutton my pants and pull em down a little but whatever i have a gf...they said they were normal, except they inadvertently found a polyp or stone in my gallbladder. but not to worry about that either...wtf. i am a little worried about that, i don't want to have to pass that, is it like a kidney stone? all that shit is covered by my insurance through grad school.

i'm not the type to usually go to the doctor. but i figured since its frree i better go. i got twelve 7.5mg hydros but they are gone. and i feel like i fucked my rib up worse yesterday. it's killin me

well FUCK just thought i'd share that embarassing story...
i've always said i'd rather stand up for myself and end up getting my ass kicked, than to take shit from someone. so i guess i stuck to that.

ps

don't reply with "that's too long to read" cuz i fucking warned you
and i wouldn't want to have to kick your ass

 

your first and most critical mistake of the entire evening was throwing the beer bottle in his face, was that really necessary? what's wrong with a good ol punch in face the back?

you guys wouldve threw a few shots, it would've been broken up and over with...

good story though

 

aw, hope you get better soon! and good story.


now, if that was me and i wasn't too drunk to not know what was going on, i would have had somebody by the god damn balls.

but that's just me.

 

good point. but he was like across the room, i felt like i couldn't reach him. and i was drunk haha, bad decision.

oh and i forgot to say that the cops did indeed come, but just as i was walking away. i don't know if any of the other kids got in trouble, but we didn't.

and he did sucker punch me for no reason. so he would have been expecting a punch back - not fair. i had to do something unexpected

i'm not the biggest dude (i'm 6'3" but only 150/160lbs) so my philosophy is to just go crazy in a fight.
that was my problem that night. i didn't freak out enough. i didn't expect this kid to really fight me. cuz nothing happened to provoke it.

 

i read in some book, the author had been observing two ducks in a pond. they got into a ferocious battle, but when it was over - both ducks ruffled their feathers, and just glided off in opposite directions.

the author reasoned that humans should try to do the same - why hold onto a grudge from the past, when it only really harms you? sure if i saw that kid again (when i was not still beat up) i would fuck him up, but i should just let it go and FUGET ABOUT IT

humans should just be more like ducks
hmm, maybe i'll be to ducks and orison is to squirrels

 

lol, yeah not freaking out enough was definitely your problem...if throwing a beer bottle in someone's face isn't enough, i dunno what is

I hear ya though, you totally had to defend yourself being so out numbered...you're lucky you got away as unharmed as you did...bunch of fuckin pussies

 

i was referring to the part that happened outside. i just wish i coulda hurt him just as bad. the male psyche/ego...

 

1.

drunk man can no fight.


2.

not very effective, could of hit another person not involved. see 1 again.

3.

sounds like fun..

4.

see 1. again.

5.

see ending to 6.

6.

(accidentally erased) and have buttsex.

7.

ass kicking builds character and gets drugs.. WIN :cheers2:

 

^^^best post of my life!:cheers2:

'cept he was drunk too i think. he must have been for being so belligerent.

and that bottle hit him square in the face. i'm sure about that

 

you pretty obviously blew it... idk man, you tried to throw a bottle at him then started talking shit 5 on2.. yea okay.

 

You should by an extendo, they're not very expensive and they get the job done.

Hell pulling out and extending it usually scares people enough to get them to back off right there. And if it doesnt scare them you get to beat the shit out of someone with a piece of metal, it's a win-win situation if you think about it.

 

yea i covered that

but thanks. i could expect something like that outta you.:cheers2:

 

yea until somebody else has a gun.

i don't think that's the right way to think. i'd rather take an ass kicking than get killed.

fuck, i'll just stop goin to the bars. they suck ass anyway.

emulate the duck

 

Especially if you have a pickup truck... Put that shit in the back and leave it there at all times

 

i have a baseball bat and usually a knife in my car...

edit: but of course they are used for baseball and camping

 

Well get a gun too then, if your going to be getting yourself into trouble like this you should atleast be prepared.

 

I keep mine in my coat all the time. Or my backpack if it's to hot to wear a coat.

But whenever I'm alone and I'm walking I always just keep it between my pants and.... well I don't know whats stopping it from falling down my pants but it never falls out of place lol.

I don't usually do this in the daytime though, I can't imagine ever getting jumped or something in the day.

Knives are pointless to me, I would never stab someone. If I'm going to kill someone I have to make sure they're dead.

 

Damn man, that shit sucks. Instead of throwing the beer, you should have broke it over his head....just saying.....

 

well you were drunk so it's not that bad

 

oh shut it, i didn't do anything to get myself in trouble...that fuck started it

*cry*

this was directed at captain cannabis