just before the end of the world i would...

Catch a seal

 

release my goldfish

 

tip a cow

 

fart like a horse

 

Lick a tree

 

paint weird lines on the highway

 

make fake tattoo's with purple marker and try to fly

 

get every form of vd

 

become a cannibal

 

kick myself in the mouth

 

cut down as wood things as my chainsaw could handle

 

steal a bulldozer and cut the neighbors grass with it

 

cut the neighbors

 

empty the freezer

 

eat as much as I could

 

finally get that snowplow mounted on my truck

 

steal someone elses truck

 

get a Hummer

 

visit the desert

 

clean out the fireplace