There seems to be a automated welcome here. How nice.. Im really High.. and Im new here, new to this page...
May I Take The Opportunity To Welcome You To Hip Forums Mr Orison.......(may i call you orrie?) I'm Certain You Will Enjoy Your New Membership.......And In No Time At All,Your Post-Count Will Soar Into 5 Figures.... Most Of The People On The Site Are Really Nice Folk..(with one or two exceptions..)...And I Hope Your Time Spent Here Brings You Much Happiness, Knowledge, And Profound Joyfulness. Once Again....Welcome To H.F...:grouphug: Cheers Glen.
Well it's about time ur head caught up with ur arse , watch yer breathin; cuz the air is thin up here closer to the clouds n ya might get dizzy. If dizziness occures place a copper penny in ur belly botton, if you have one. Safe passage on your journey sh
.. it say it takes human climber 4 days to reach base on mt everest, but there were alot of nuts I bumped into on the way up here, took me a while..
"this is a really high place." truer words were never typed. the highest thread on the forums... the highest forums on the net: from the outer physical to the inner spiritual from silly to sublime from the red eyes to the third eye i have a deep and abiding love for all of the above and this place is it. ~ just trying to get some semblance of balance
^ thanks for the welcome, orison319! and just for that, here's my favorite joke involving nuts... so there's this new psychiatrist being shown around his new job at the mental hospital by a fellow doc, who's introducing him to his new patients. so they open the first door and there's this guy swinging an imaginary invisible golf club, over and over again. the doc asks him, "what are you doing?" and the guy says, "i'm gettin' outta here real soon and when i do, i'll be the greatest golfer there ever was!" the two docs roll their eyes and move on to the next room, where a guy is just lining up and rolling an imaginary invisible bowling ball, over and over again. so the doc asks him, "what are you doing?" and the guy says, "i'm gettin' outta here real soon and when i do, i'll be the greatest bowler there ever was!" the two docs roll their eyes and move on to the last room, where a guy is laying faceup on his bed, stark naked with a peanut balanced on the tip of his dick. the doc asks him, "and what the hell are you doing?!?" and the guy turns to the two docs and says, "i'm never gettin' outta here. i'm fuckin' nuts!"