I think My Wife wants me to commit murder.

I’m a softy I don’t like to kill but I love my wife and maybe this one murder will be a good idea for my family’s welfare. But it is hard for me to do. Why the fuck couldn’t he have just stayed out of my house? I mean this is a big fucking world and there are lots of places a guy like that can move into. It is getting close to winter and freeloaders like him always start looking for a place that is warm and dry and you know what I wish I could help him honestly. He truly looks like the kind of guy I would get along with, he has a very honest face. That is why I can’t figure why the hell he is stealing from ME!!!! I mean it is little shit but he is in my house stealing my food, he even has one of my three months old sons mitts. I’ve killed in the past and I’m not proud of it but I think I’m gonna be adding another tear drop to my cheek cause as I’ve said before this guy is in my house and it is freaking my wife out.

 

What guy is it? Do you know him? There are other ways of getting him out of your house besides killing him

 

fuck that it is personal i mean it is a health thing he is going down. I got so damn depressed after I killed the last guy I wish someone was here to help me you know maybe a in the flesh person could convince me otherwise.

 

Do you want to get help so you don't feel that way? I'm sure it is personal, but it'll add to the pain if you kill him. Why is he living in your house?

 

oh my... what is a mitt?

 

ursus................... meet me at the coffe shop moday!!!!!

 

what the

 

i think you spelled every word in that sentence except ursus wrong

 

I'm not sure I understand what is going on...but my advice would be don't commit murder.

 

kick his booty out on the curb..........

 

I found a pic of the dude but he is going to have to go i mean i might not waste him but he is leaving my property for sure. My wife said she saw him sitting on the stove I mean where my family prepares our meals!!!!

LOOK At Him Youd think About Killing Him Too

 

i know i shouldnt say this but :::::::awwwwwwww::::::: how could you kill him. I can bring my cat over, I am sure he will get rid of your little problem!

 

The mane thing is i don't know if I can afford the humane traps I think I canonly get the cheap "snap and done ones" This cute guy and i'm a mouse lover has already made me miss out on breakfast if I want to eat tomorrow something is going to have to give.

 

maybe put something for him to eat on the floor and something for you on the table and you can share breakfast peacefully

 

honestly the only thing that gets me is the little mouse poo pooes on the counter. but with my wife knowing he is there there aint no cooking till she sees him leaving.

 

yeah i do understand that........ mouse poo sucks! my gramma has a kynd squirrel trap??????? do you think that might work.. its kinda big but he might go in it!

 

I'm gonna do 2 things this afternoon look for kynd traps in my price range and get in on the early vote'n thing. On election day all the poll places are full of old people smell.

Besides what if i die before election day? I'd hate for the other guy to get an extra vote because of me.

 

What kind of freaking dump do you live in, anyway?

 

haha damn right, i gotta get in there and vote soon too!!!!!

 

Nah not a dump buddy. Just you know if you live in the country and you have a nice dry warm area with food (cats and dogs) they will find a away in.

It is just ths one and the first in 2 years of being here. It aint like we are over run or nothing.

Hey bugman are you an exterminator doe you work with rodents how much for you to do the job for me? Price is no matter as long as it is reasonable. I hope you are not an entimolgist cause that would be embarising asking if you kill bugs when you love em so much.