I think My Wife wants me to commit murder.

Actually, I collect bugs from all around the world. Infact I have one specimen that is only one of two to ever be found. Found it in Singapore.
Sorry, rats just ain't my forte!

 

If that is your pic in the avatar place, you look like a handsome young black guy; so I can understand why you wouldn't want to kill somebody. Young black men hardly ever kill anybody.

And, one more thing - if you are going to kill somebody, don't write about it on the motherfucking internet before you do it.

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Well, I am an old white guy, and haven't killed anyone yet, but I hate unsolicited advice.
Remember, most serial killers are white guys...middle aged like me.
If I want your opinion on my post, here, I will give it to you.

 

Halloween, I almost pissed my pants laughing at that. Thanks!

 

Thanks BugMan,
And,
BlackGuardXIII, you are a fucking retard. UrsusKind is talking about a mouse you stupid ****, and I've known Ursus for 2 years, so I can joke around with him all I want to. And what's this shit about advice getting me killed? Nobody should ever die for the words they write. Only a punk would write something like that; the biggest pussies in the world talk tough on the internet, so all your killing talk shows that you are a little punk-ass bitch.

 

Somehow the humour you post is okay, and mine is not. If I was going to kill you and had just read you mofo advice, would I seriously threaten you on the net? I guess I am a bit of a retard for not reading all the posts.
It is a lesson learned, thank you.
I may be stupid, but I replied to your tough talk, so you can apply your abovesaid schoolyard namecalling to yourself, cuz I don't feel like getting into personal attacks, I will criticize your words, and your actions, but not you.
The attitude you show here is that of someone who is scared, and uses words like retard and **** to sound less so.
Don't worry, I promise I won't kill you.

 

I can wack this guy though case this guy just happens to be a mouse.

 

How have you been? remember me?

 

Again.....I have dribbles in my undies!

 

For some odd reason I thought they love it. Oh well, I've been wrong before.

 

LMFAO! You had me worried there for a minute.....................
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



~namaste~

 

Just explain to the little animal that your child's mitt is off limits. (It won't work but withholding treats may lol.)

 

I think my mouse that we have is sleeping. I don't hear him scattering about with his heavey feet in my ceiling.

I think I am better off not seeing them. They are adorable but they need diapers.

 

i love mouseys!!!! can i have him?!??!?!?

 

awwww poor there..... lay chesse in a cage and then capture him