People without their own hobbits

Frodo and Samwise had a friendship that few now aday could even begin to understand. They are far from gay. But for that matter there's nothing wrong with being gay. I'm bi does that make me bad?

 

Exactly. Besides, Samwise married that nice hobbit girl, didnt he ?

 

Randal Graves: That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.

Hobbit Lover: Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!

Randal Graves: And then, right after the Sam/Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth.

- Clerks 2.

EDIT: He did marry the girlie.

 

I've heard people say they seemed gay...however, I have a hard time when people see two men actually have one another's back and want to call them gay. Is it because they didn't spew america's version of masculinity? Our version of masculinity is a bit lacking.

 

Well said marie. Glad we're not all lacking at least.

 

Ahhh the clerks reference. Honestly the hobbits didn't seem gay at all, however most of us (people from my generation) were raised without a father or with an emotionally distant father. Resulting in the said generation not knowing how to express emotion toward another man, let alone how to deal with said emotion when it is expressed towards us.

 

You did a good job with your punctuation

*drools* didja eat me brain already?

Does Hellvis need a hug?

 

yeah i grew up with a good dad and good friends so i totally understand the male bonding going on thar, couldn't figure why people thought they were gay, then again i read the books too.

having the utmost respect for a male friend (without anything sexual) is a beautiful thing really, it's like forging an alliance between two tribes or something and you both help each other out.

 

that's mad gay

 

haha yeah, I never thought they were gay. I never even suspected it; I just thought the Clerks reference was hilarious.

 

Nope i don't need a hug, like the random one i have an amazing father and family. I have no problem letting my guy friends know i love them. Even tho we do enjoy the insulting banter back and fourth, however if anyone on the street said to my friends some of the shit i've said i'd be first in line to hand out the beatdowns.

 

i sell my hobbits on etsy. up for sale now: dildo daggins

 

:cheers2: Bet you guys call each other fags too

 

Oh I was wondering where that dildo went!

 

Is that different than happy gay?

 

he was left in the baggins.

 

I get what you mean, I'm a girl so I hug most of my friends but I feel that way about my brother.

EDIT: Only I wouldn't beat them down. Like I said, I'm a girl; I'd bitch.

 

I thought I put dildo in the right hole. damn hobbit holes all look the same.

 

That's why their doors are green instead of brown (or pink)