People without their own hobbits

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by mariecstasy, Feb 22, 2009.

  1. Indy Hippy

    Indy Hippy Zen & Bearded

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    Frodo and Samwise had a friendship that few now aday could even begin to understand. They are far from gay. But for that matter there's nothing wrong with being gay. I'm bi does that make me bad?
     
  2. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Exactly. Besides, Samwise married that nice hobbit girl, didnt he ?
     
  3. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    Randal Graves: That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.

    Hobbit Lover: Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!

    Randal Graves: And then, right after the Sam/Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth.

    - Clerks 2. :D

    EDIT: He did marry the girlie.
     
  4. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    I've heard people say they seemed gay...however, I have a hard time when people see two men actually have one another's back and want to call them gay. Is it because they didn't spew america's version of masculinity? Our version of masculinity is a bit lacking.
     
  5. Indy Hippy

    Indy Hippy Zen & Bearded

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    Well said marie. Glad we're not all lacking at least. :)
     
  6. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    Ahhh the clerks reference. Honestly the hobbits didn't seem gay at all, however most of us (people from my generation) were raised without a father or with an emotionally distant father. Resulting in the said generation not knowing how to express emotion toward another man, let alone how to deal with said emotion when it is expressed towards us.
     
  7. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    You did a good job with your punctuation;)

    *drools* didja eat me brain already?

    Does Hellvis need a hug?
     
  8. RandomOne

    RandomOne Member

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    yeah i grew up with a good dad and good friends so i totally understand the male bonding going on thar, couldn't figure why people thought they were gay, then again i read the books too.

    having the utmost respect for a male friend (without anything sexual) is a beautiful thing really, it's like forging an alliance between two tribes or something and you both help each other out.
     
  9. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

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    that's mad gay :rolleyes:
     
  10. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    haha yeah, I never thought they were gay. I never even suspected it; I just thought the Clerks reference was hilarious. :D
     
  11. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    Nope i don't need a hug, like the random one i have an amazing father and family. I have no problem letting my guy friends know i love them. Even tho we do enjoy the insulting banter back and fourth, however if anyone on the street said to my friends some of the shit i've said i'd be first in line to hand out the beatdowns.
     
  12. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    i sell my hobbits on etsy. up for sale now: dildo daggins
     
  13. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    :cheers2: Bet you guys call each other fags too;)
     
  14. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    Oh I was wondering where that dildo went!
     
  15. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    Is that different than happy gay?
     
  16. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

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    he was left in the baggins.
     
  17. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    I get what you mean, I'm a girl so I hug most of my friends but I feel that way about my brother. :D

    EDIT: Only I wouldn't beat them down. Like I said, I'm a girl; I'd bitch. :cool:
     
  18. Piaf

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  19. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    I thought I put dildo in the right hole. damn hobbit holes all look the same.:mad:
     
  20. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    That's why their doors are green instead of brown (or pink) :)
     

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