write me a letter of recommendation

Dear Kacie,

I've heard you're good; I want in your pants.

Yours sincerely,
Jai.

NB: Refusal is not an option.

 

yes'm
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i recommend you sleep with older guys from indiana. I also recommend you don't take this seriously as it comes across very creepy.

 

to whom it may concern:

i highly recommend you choose ms darth kacie to be your personal toenail caretaker. i have known ms kacie for many years and assure you that she is the best in the business. she has a way of always trimming nails to the perfect length. they are never too short, for no one enjoys feeling the cool breeze touching the tender pink flesh of the most delicate space where nail meets skin. nor are they too long, for she sympathizes with those whose unfortunate pedicures have torn their stockings or wounded their lover in moments of sensual ecstasy.

ms kacie is renowned for her filing skills. she deals with overgrown cuticles splendidly and licks clean the space between every toe. you may rest assured that your piggies are safe under her watch. it is with pleasure and assurance that i recommend her.

madame zilladier

 

That was truly epic.

 

in-fucking-deed.
:]

 

To whom it may concern,

This girl gives the best head in the world. I mean it, BEST... HEAD.

Sincerely yours,

Jack Jacobs
Head of Security
Sears Tower

 

thank ye kindly

that is the type of letter that gets you where you wanna go, for certain.

 

Your luscious lips get me even further.

 

I recommend you. There, I wrote it!