Lord of the rings

My home, A place to express your love or hate for LOR

 

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=351360&page=2

 

There Is Only One Return And It"s Not Of The Fuckin King!!!!

 

Ahhhh good shit,
what was i casting​

 

just stop

 

I adore LOR, both the movies and especially the books. But I am all middle-earthed out for today.

 

i liked the movies and books too


but i don't make threads about it

 

well GK....I like taking a shit and wiping my asscrack too...but I don't make threads about it

 

you can thread what ever the fuck you want

 

I do that all the time


and consider those to be the only acceptable threads

 

I wrote this top ten list shortly after seeing Return of the King
It's far from my best work but it's passable

Lord of the Rings Top Ten Most Horrifying Secrets

10) Dung from an Oliphant stands as tall as a full-grown hobbit
9) While dwarfs are short in stature they make up for it in length
8) Hobbit pipe-weed has the same effect as marijuana
7) Bilbo regularly uses his power of invisibility to spy on Hot Teen Babes
6) Elf-tongue is believed to have been a precursor to the French kiss
5) The Prancing Pony Tavern was named after a gay bar in San Francisco
4) Saruman's Crystal Ball regularly picks-up Hardcore Porn
3) The Gollum was only faking a Split Personality to use in his Insanity defense
2) Through Gentrification the Shire will one day become home to the Orcs
1) Shortly after reading Mein Kampf; the Grey Wizard changed his name to ‘Gandalf the White’

Hotwater

 

ganja...i made you a present

 

such anger

 

is it runny?

or more pelletized like rabbit shit?


or better yet.... one big long 2 footer

 

I've seen LOTR way too many times, but still watch them with enjoyment...

 

No doubt rooting for the dark lord sauron and the nazgul :cheers2:


Hotwater