write me a hate letter

Dear Zilla if life was ugly you would be it's creator

 

my hate for you will continue to grow for all eternity!

 

I can't even pretend to hate you.. your a sexy Greek girl with great personality.

Your Deanmono's girl... I'm currently under the influence.. I'll get my coat.

 

:cheers2:

(Zilla, you should definitely let this one get away.)

 

Dear Darla,
I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me vomit. You are the scum between my toes!

Love,
Alfalfa

 

thanks guys! you really brighten up my day.

 

Remorselss swine,

I will fucking find you, and when I do, I swear you're going down. Dean is mine and we'll dance on your grave. If this letter finds you well, keep in mind it's covered in anthrax. I loathe you beyond hell, and should I meet you there I will be certain you beg the devil for protection.

I promise you!!! :biggrin:

 

Dear Barbie,
Listen here, you little skank, I know you've been hitting on my boyfriend. He's that cute guy you work with. Guess what, bitch? He's taken by ME and not interested in your stanky ho ass. I swear to God and all that is holy, I will cut your tits off and burn your hair if you so much as look in his direction again.

Love,
Your Worst Nightmare

(I stole that one, too, my best friend wrote that to a girl when she was like...15, lol)

 

Dear Zilla,

I loathe your odious presence! You smell like farts! P.U.

Love, bus