write Ganja your nastiest toilet experiences

and being in sand, it scooped up quite easily, and none was wasted :cheers2:

 

his dna is probably in the sex offender database

 

they probably have it, but I'm certain they don't know that it belongs to me and who I am



I'm hella slick

 

sly like a fox?

 

yeah sex with feces! that should be an offense anyways!

 

i can outsmart foxes

 

but why should that be an offense???

 

the king is quite pleased

:drool5:

 

I don't know mostly just because I think it's fucking gross!

 

my nastiest was while I was doing the Master Cleanser. I was on the third day of the fast when my bowels started turning. i was about 3 miles from my house. I felt explosive and like I could not control it. I squeezed my ass cheeks together.

Whew! Made it to the house. Ran into the bathroom, pulled down my pants and exploded shit all over the place before I sat down. It went all over the wall, the toilet seat, the cabinets.
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Worse part was after 20 minutes of sitting there with the worst explosive shit ever, I cleaned. However, I didn't do a good job and my poor honey saw it later in the day and had to clean the rest up. I thought I had gotten it all.

 

I think broccoli is gross, but I don't think it should be illegal



in fact, I'm growing some for my wife as we speak

 

I would LOVE it if my wife left shit splattered all over the wall behind the toilet....


......sadly though, only I do that

 

there different levels and degrees of grossness. i clean shit for a liveing dude. litterally i wipe old peoples asses, shit just doesn't do it for me man.

 

You like golden showers too, don't you?

 

you a nursing assistant?

 

my wife used to do that, and I loved the stories she would come home and tell me about all the gross shit she had to do

it was hot
we ended up having sex


problem was, she came home every night smelling like death.

not good rotting corpse death

but real should have died years ago death


i made her quit

 

I have to have something to wash all that shit down my throat.....


especially the drier stuff

 

Yep, have been 6 years.

 

do old people pubes and ass hairs turn salt and pepper? and then white? like their regular hair?

 

Yeah dude, the smell when you walk into nursing home is fucking horrible, but ya get used to it, then after you get used to it your family never does. I used to get like half way undressed before I even came into the house not to mention your clothes and shoes are contaminated as soon as you step foot on the floor in a home or hospital.

And now I know you haven't smelled too many old dead bodies before, that smell isn't good unless there's vapor rub involved.