wanna hear why im so rich?

i keep tricking the tooth fairy with my kidney stones

 

no

 

I'll buy em for 50 cents each

 

Tis very crafty of you. Though I hope her friends don't take revenge on you while you sleep tonight.

I've heard they are quite fond of supergluing a man's penis to the bottom of his foot.

 

well they measure in inches not centimeters so i might just get away...

 

They work in a group. Tie you up. Gag you. Tie you to the bed. Taunt you. I would be very frightened if I were you. I hear noone has survived their terror without having their dick skin harmed.

 

dont threaten me with a good time!!!

 

Does every man want to be tied up?

 

i dont know. but i know i'd usually prefer to do the tying. still, being tied up myself makes for a nice change of pace...

 

I like it both ways though I think I prefer to be tied up. I enjoy being choked too.

 

isn't passing one of those things like the equivalant to giving birth for a guy?

if so, then fuck yeah get some money for them bitches!

 

i like to be beaten and mock-raped, particularly using a dull, rusty knife.

 

have you been reading my diary??!