write Ganja your nastiest toilet experiences

i don't even really know how to describe the smell


but my old boss's mother had a nursing home and I did some maintaince work there for him a couple times, and it smelled exactly the same way as my wife when she'd come home.

it is a smell that i'll never forget

 

you and me both dude, differance is that I can handle I mean damn I've been doing this shit going on 7 years. granted that won't be 7 years until this coming December but still that's a long damn time.

It pays good in some places though. Right now I'm not making shit, but then again I'm doing home health care which is a bunch of damn house work and nothing else really. for the most part anyways, I think since I got this job i've only wiped like 3 asses. That's fucking cake....

...ummm the kind that i wouldn't eat.

 

you could save it, and I'd eat it

 

its the smell of death. its not the actual smell of a dead body,but the smell of a dying body.or in the case of a nursing home,a couple hundred dying bodies..

no amount of sanitizer or air freshener can cover that smell up.

 

Tis true, no matter how hard they try, oh man and some places it's the worst when they try to shampoo the carpets, that's when the smell is most pungent!

Great sig by the way HHB! :cheers2:

 

i might feel a turd crowning........




..... i can't remember if i pooped today or not


or yesterday for that matter

 

better go shit make sure there's no bowel absturction!

 

there might be something stuck up there


i've had it happen before


I get all fucked up and stick things up there, or allow other people to do it, and then forget and its left there for weeks sometimes


most memorable was the black mamba that my buddy thought would be cool to stick up there. it was, but we forgot about it for almost 2 weeks. I was on a no shitting period, waiting for it to get all hard and compacted, and god dammit, that snake was still alive when I finally remembered and had my buddy pull it back out. Fucking thing bit him, and before he could get anti-venom, he died.


sad story.

 

My mum was recently hospitalized for pneumonia... for some reason, she hadn't pooped all week. So they started giving her stool softeners.

This is her story, paraphrased from her own words:

While my mum was telling me this, I was literally on the floor crying because I was laughing so hard. Imagine a 48 year old lawyer lady making poop sundae cones, and being proud of it.

Best shit evar.

 

awesome. i've been sitting here all night just waiting for toolmaggot to find this thread. it was worth it.

 

Bahahah. Well, there's no interbutts at my parent's house anymoar, which is why I was online fairly often. Now it's up at my mum's new office, so I come up here late at night when I'm ronery and wanna fap.

 

you fap in your mom's office? kinky mcgoo

 

Yeah. I should videotape it and profit.