Take an iron to your head. Do you have a hairdryer? Do you have some aluminum foil? If so, I'm sure you can find a way to straighten your hair with those two things...perhaps among others.
I've got WAVY hair...it's horrible! XoX I shower every seconed or third day, if it was straight I'd shower EVERY day. I hate the blowdrier torture!!!!
I think he just wants to try out straight hair, see how it looks on him. He didn't say anything was wrong with it