I haven't menstruated in 3 weeks

and I'm starting to get worried.

 

throw yourself down a flight of stairs.

all the cool kids are doing it.

 

It might be manopause. Early onset.

 

i'm hoping the baby looks just like me... it's daddy!

 

Oh whatever, you know I'm the REAL father!

 

Well that would entail that I have had relations with one or both of you.

This is an uncomfortable moment...

 

you don't remember? i knew you were drunk.. but wow!

you coulda had a threesome.. but noooooo gotta be humpin' around behind my back... i see how you are!

 

d00d you are totally blowing this out of proportion if it doesn't come in lyyyke 2 moar weeks then you should be scurred...

 

I'm tellin ya it's MANOPAUSE!!!

 

nah nah nah Boog, he impregnanted me by mind power, ya know like a Jedi or someshit...

Yeah like I'da let him actually ya know....ppffttt!

 

then why are your tits getting bigger? and how come you ate a whole box of doughnuts dipped in ranch?

 

:toetap05: I was saving those for the church bake sale!

 

EWWWW, I think I'm gonna go hurl now just at the thought. Mixing some damn good ranch dressing with icky grody doughnuts! oh man Boog!

 

ahahahha... sounds like something i would have eaten while pregnant...


i craved pickled ginger with one pregnancy... now my kid LOVES it!

 

ooo i have ranch. and snow peas. time for a feast

 

your eggo is preggo

 

hmmm...have you been experiencing some atrophy down there also? Hear that's a sympton of manopause!

 

Whaat? I thought he was pregnant.


Eat lots of eggs, it sounds like you're running out.